Game Thread: Twins @ Angels, 5/13/18 - 3:07PM CT

[USAFChief]

Hey...anybody know where Noah kept his bees?

[Blake]

 

Dick:  Ixnay on the Angels' oubletray with ittinghay with unnersray in oringscay ositiionpay talk.

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If you talk about it, it's a jinx, no matter what, umm, language is used..

[USAFChief]

The Astros have added Garrit Cole, Justin Verlander, and Charlie Morton to their staff in the last 18 months, losing little to nothing of any importance along the way.

 

Incredible.

[USAFChief]

 

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If you talk about it, it's a jinx, no matter what, umm, language is used..

Udeday...Ixnay on the inxjay alktay!

[USAFChief]

I note with growing confidence Otani did not K the side that inning. We got this.

[Riverbrian]

 

Hey...anybody know where Noah kept his bees?

 

Did you check through your Arc-Hives to find that joke? 

[drock2190]

 

The Astros have added Garrit Cole, Justin Verlander, and Charlie Morton to their staff in the last 18 months, losing little to nothing of any importance along the way.

 

Incredible.

 

Cole was an above average starter that never lived up to the hype. Verlander was a hall of famer looking like his best years was behind him. Morton was a journeyman.

 

All came to Houston and exceeded expectations. 

[Riverbrian]

I'm Ok with errors of enthusiasm but Petit should have put that ball in his pocket. 

[USAFChief]

If Petit fakes a throw to 1st, he might nail Maldonado at 2nd.

[mrmpls]

 

If Petit fakes a throw to 1st, he might nail Maldonado at 2nd.

bingo

[USAFChief]

 

Cole was an above average starter that never lived up to the hype. Verlander was a hall of famer looking like his best years was behind him. Morton was a journeyman.

 

All came to Houston and exceeded expectations. 

Verlander is exactly who he always was.

 

Cole and Morton have exceptional stuff and are exactly the type of pitchers you should be looking to acquire cheaply.

 

Many here begged long and hard for a Cole trade this off season.

[USAFChief]

Tough turn, but Dozier's noodle arm probably cost a DP there.

[mrmpls]

clown show

[twinssporto]

These are the games that make Championship teams.  It will be fun to see how the Twins handle the pressure.  

 

Great experience for Romero too!  

[USAFChief]

So for Mother's Day, I took Mrs Chief out last night. Dinner, and then to a comedy club. As you may know, we have a rather large Hispanic population here in Tucson, and the comedian last night was actually a Hispanic magician who combined magic with his comedy.

 

Fantastic show, but he mixed in a lot of Spanish into his act. Neither Mrs Chief nor I speak much Spanish, but I could have sworn he said he was going to disappear on the count of three, but all I heard was "Uno!, Dos" and then poof, he was gone.

 

Gone without a Tres.

[mrmpls]

That run was on PETIT, 

[OTPS300]

Ohtaniはまだランをあきらめていない。. How is this for a jinx. 

[Riverbrian]

I am sick and tired of watching Romero give up runs!!! 

[twinssporto]

 

Ohtaniはまだランをあきらめていない。. How is this for a jinx. 

LOVE IT!  Total voodoo 

[USAFChief]

 

Ohtaniはまだランをあきらめていない。. How is this for a jinx. 

The very idea that one could jinx someone from a message board is...foreign to me.

[Blake]

 

I am sick and tired of watching Romero give up runs!!! 

Turn the television off?

[Riverbrian]

 

Turn the television off?

 

Nah... I'll keep watching. Was just hoping there was medication I could take. 

[OTPS300]

Kepler hatte heute keinen Treffer. Ok this is the last one, I promise.

[USAFChief]

 

Nah... I'll keep watching. Was just hoping there was medication I could take. 

Only watch the top half of innings?

[OTPS300]

Calhoun is not a guy to run on, holy smokes.

[USAFChief]

Feel like we need this run.

[USAFChief]

wild pitch please.

[Riverbrian]

 

Feel like we need this run.

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[USAFChief]

 

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[Riverbrian]

 

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