Game Thread: Twins vs. Blue Jays, 5/1/18 @ 7:10pm CT

[operation mindcrime]

Bwaaaaaaahahahahhahaha!!!!

[USAFChief]

[Aggies7]

My god

[snepp]

LOLOLOLOLOL.

 

 

LOL.

 

 

 

Twins©

[Blake]

I am now laughing, Unreal.

[RaoulDuke]

Lol welp, send this crop of bush leaguers back down and lets try some other scrubs?

[LaBombo]

Garver seems to have come to the ballpark with the sole intention of making us pine for the defense of Matt Lecroy.

 

 

[snepp]

And I've officially run out of alt-codes to work with in the span of about 4 pitches.

[woolywoolhouse]

At least the Twins are finding new ways to lose. Keepin' it interesting.

[slash129]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[USAFChief]

 

Curtiss sort of looks to me like the neighbor you get to come over and help you take the restrictor plate off the Red Dragon.

 

http://www.iamnotastalker.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ScreenShot5377_thumb.jpg

She runs hotter without the restrictor plate.

[Mill1634]

Did the bullpen get better? 

 

Yes, the backend at least.

 

However, we have no consistency in 4-7. HAVE to find consistency in 4-7. They don't have to be lights out, but they have to be better. Can't ride Duke, Pressly, and Reed all year. 

 

This is our biggest problem right now, other than starters not going deep.

[Blake]

fire Molitor.

 

fire LeVine.

 

fire everyone remotely associated with the new FO.

 

Grab 40 people off the street and tell them they are now in charge of the Twins.

 

 

[LaBombo]

 

Lol welp, send this crop of bush leaguers back down and lets try some other scrubs?

 

Dickies is having a sale if that helps...

 

[KirbyDome89]

Honestly I just feel bad for Curtiss. 

 

I'm hoping he stays up. 

[Riverbrian]

Does anyone remember the Johnstown Flood back in 1889? 

 

It wasn't as bad as the Top of the 10th inning at Target Field on May 1st, 2018. 

[LaBombo]

 

She runs hotter without the restrictor plate.

 

But let's keep it on the down low, it's not exactly legal.

[operation mindcrime]

fire Molitor.

 

fire LeVine.

 

fire everyone remotely associated with the new FO.

 

Grab 40 people off the street and tell them they are now in charge of the Twins.

Falvine! \m/

[Blake]

This is a team that is so completely wrong and off in every manner that some people need to be fired and or demoted.

 

Something needs to be done to wake this team up.

 

 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Did the bullpen get better? 

 

Yes, the backend at least.

 

However, we have no consistency in 4-7. HAVE to find consistency in 4-7. They don't have to be lights out, but they have to be better. Can't ride Duke, Pressly, and Reed all year. 

 

This is our biggest problem right now, other than starters not going deep.

Molitor leaves Gibson in another inning, it backs every one up*

 

 

* not like anyone was asking Gibson to pitch another inning, though

[Aggies7]

Does anyone remember the Johnstown Flood back in 1889? 

 

It wasn't as bad as the Top of the 10th inning at Target Field on May 1st, 2018.

 

Us Pennsylvanians are still paying a tax for that, by the way

[RaoulDuke]

 

Dickies is having a sale if that helps...

 

 

What is Dickey doing these days?  We could use a 45 year old knuckler.

[Aggies7]

Swinging first pitch. Bold strategy

[USAFChief]

 

Does anyone remember the Johnstown Flood back in 1889? 

 

 

That's a Chief's age crack, idnit?

[Aggies7]

Must be a good postgame spread

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Instead of blaming Molitor or the front office, I am going to start blaming Kepler for every loss.

 

Like in Full Metal Jacket, I have failed. I have done all I can do. I now blame you, Max Kepler. This one is on you.

 

In cadence...

 

[Blake]

Even the 2016 team didn't melt down in as many ways as this team has.

 

it's like the 2018 team is revisiting 2016 but trying to get everything in within the first couple of months.

[Danchat]

Gotta love having Petit and LaMarre facing off in a do-or-die situation. It's like we're facing them with our AAA squad.

[USAFChief]

 

Us Pennsylvanians are still paying a tax for that, by the way

You're being taxed for the 10th inning at Target Field??

[Mill1634]

Welp. We had more than enough opportunities to win this ballgame, and we didn't. 

 

I don't believe that we are a bad baseball team, but we have been playing bad stretches during these games (obviously.) 

 

Have to figure it out before it's too late. 

 

Hopefully the young gun lights a fire in the pitching staff and rest of the team.