Game Thread: Twins vs. Blue Jays, 5/1/18 @ 7:10pm CT

[LaBombo]

 

Hold on, let me go check my underpants

 

They're not with you?

 

In other news, the Twins have once again patiently waited 9 innings for me to be able to tune in the game before getting down to business.

[70charger]

The woo-ing is utterly insufferable. People who do that **** should be shot on sight.

[Riverbrian]

When was the last time we strung 3 or 4 hits together? Seems like decades ago. 

[LaBombo]

 

How does Morrison not swing at that 91 mph fastball down the middle on the first pitch

 

He is centered and mindful thanks to this thing he does in the park...

 

[USAFChief]

Garver has lost at least a half dozen strikes tonight.

[Riverbrian]

 

The woo-ing is utterly insufferable. People who do that **** should be shot on sight.

 

 

 

[snepp]

 

When was the last time we strung 3 or 4 hits together?

 

How many innings are allowed?

[Mill1634]

Curtiss' stuff certainly plays. If he gets some control, I see him as a pressly v.2

[USAFChief]

Dick says we gotta leave first base open for Kendrys Morales.

 

Morales entered tonight with a .499 OPS.

[USAFChief]

 

When was the last time we strung 3 or 4 hits together? Seems like decades ago. 

In ONE game??

[Aggies7]

Little league stuff

[Mill1634]

Welp

[operation mindcrime]

Just awesome!

[USAFChief]

So we let the fleet footed Kendrys Morales walk to 2nd base because we don't trust our C/IF enough to throw him out.

[TwinsCD]

Now that you've gotten into this mess, you might as well walk Maile to set up the force.

[Mike Sixel]

What happened on the double steal?

[USAFChief]

 

The woo-ing is utterly insufferable. People who do that **** should be shot on sight.

Yup.

 

Both of em.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Dick says we gotta leave first base open for Kendrys Morales.

 

Morales entered tonight with a .499 OPS.

Kendrys Morales, Ted Williams, same diff

[snepp]

LOL.

 

 

 

Twins™

[operation mindcrime]

Lol!

[Mill1634]

This ****ing team. It just isn't our year. 

[TwinsCD]

This pitching staff.....so freakin bad.

[USAFChief]

 

What happened on the double steal?

It wasn't a double steal.

 

Pillar went to third on the first pitch as both Curtiss and Garver forgot he was out there.

 

Then Kendrys Morales jogged from first to second on the next pitch, attempting to lure the Twins into throwing to second. That's a play we used to use successfully in legion ball against lessor teams.

 

 

[Aggies7]

Boy oh boy we are absolutely awful

[snepp]

LOL, OL, OL.

 

 

Twins®

[Mill1634]

We have the worst defense in late inning situations. Pathetic.

 

Apathy is setting in.

 

Apathy is the worst thing that can happen to fans

[TwinsCD]

F this team.  Just forfeit the rest of the games and save yourself the trouble.

[operation mindcrime]

Bwaaaahahahahha!

[Mike Sixel]

It wasn't a double steal.

 

Pillar went to third on the first pitch as both Curtiss and Garver forgot he was out there.

 

Then Kendrys Morales jogged from first to second on the next pitch, attempting to lure the Twins into throwing to second. That's a play we used to use successfully in legion ball against lessor teams.

Ugh

 

Now a wild pitch? This team....

[LaBombo]

Curtiss sort of looks to me like the neighbor you get to come over and help you take the restrictor plate off the Red Dragon.

 

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