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Game Thread 4/10/18 Twins vs. Astros 7:10 PM CDT

Dave The Dastardly

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Squirrel GOAT

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Honestly, gimme a baseball again, and I feel like I could strike out Sano myself.


And I haven't pitched since T-Ball

*ba-dum*

I think Chief hacked your account.

LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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Oh you lucky CDT people.

 

Before it's over the lucky ones might be the ADD people, who bailed an hour ago.

Aggies7 MVP

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You mean like the tying HR against Seattle?

Lol yes yes yes I get it. His big at bat/come through ratio is not good for someone who’s supposed to be a stud

Nine of twelve Wichita Wind Surge

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When I got out of the Air Force, I was a substitute school teacher for a year while I looked for a real job.  I remember one time I was teaching HS Chemistry, and this one kid had it in for me.  We sorta got into it verbally, until he threw some sodium chloride at me.

 

I had to call the cops and report it.  After all, that's a salt.

Was calling the cops your only solution?
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Lol yes yes yes I get it. His big at bat/come through ratio is not good for someone who’s supposed to be a stud

I actually concur, the K's are monumentally concerning.

 

Just funnin' ya.

USAFChief GOAT

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Was calling the cops your only solution?

watch it bub.  The last guy who improved on one of my jokes hasn't been seen since.

Platoon Cedar Rapids Kernels

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When I got out of the Air Force, I was a substitute school teacher for a year while I looked for a real job.  I remember one time I was teaching HS Chemistry, and this one kid had it in for me.  We sorta got into it verbally, until he threw some sodium chloride at me.

 

I had to call the cops and report it.  After all, that's a salt.

And that joke was an an assault on humor, in its normal definition. :)
Platoon Cedar Rapids Kernels

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Strikeout swinging, strikeout looking, and strikeout check-swinging.

Didn't even consider the pizza!

Is that what they mean about 3 true outcomes?
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I actually concur, the K's are monumentally concerning.

 

Just funnin' ya.

It’s concerning because of what he’s supposed to be for the team. I know all the big power guys K a lot but they mix in home runs and xbh at a seemingly higher rate. I have no stats to back this up, it’s just what I see from watching the games.

USAFChief GOAT

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I guess the lomo single earlier was not a catalyst

Perhaps heat is needed to prompt the desired reaction.

 

Wait'll June.

Dave The Dastardly Cedar Rapids Kernels

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When I got out of the Air Force, I was a substitute school teacher for a year while I looked for a real job.  I remember one time I was teaching HS Chemistry, and this one kid had it in for me.  We sorta got into it verbally, until he threw some sodium chloride at me.

 

I had to call the cops and report it.  After all, that's a salt.

Did they pepper you with questions?

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