Game Thread: Brewers @ Twins, 8/8 @ 7:10 CT

[Aggies7]

Anyone feel bad for garza? He wasn't a popular clubhouse guy when here, was he?

[SwainZag]

What a glorious inning

[DocBauer]

Who was it who called the comeback again? Oh yeah...ME. lol

[ashbury]

Don't you wish we still had Garza???

Wut? He's being had right now.

[Aggies7]

2 hours in, bottom 4

[mikecgrimes]

 

Dozier's first granny. I think he's hit about every kind of homer.

 

I was thinking to myself he must not have a leadoff Grand slam yet assuming he probably already had the leadoff 2 run and 3 run homeruns.  That was kind of a dumb thought.

[spinowner]

 

2 hours in, bottom 4

Understand but not going to click like.

[S.]

 

2 hours in, bottom 4

Don't worry, the new intentional walk rule will speed up the game.

[70charger]

 

Don't worry, the new intentional walk rule will speed up the game.

 

It already did. Saved a pitch. You're welcome for those three seconds.

[PDX Twin]

So ... 12 runs for the Brewers this inning? There's a pattern here: 0-1, 2-1, 2-4, 8-4. The next element in the sequence is 8-16. Let's hope it's just SSS and not a recurring pattern!

[snepp]

Well that was only mildly creepy Roy.

[Squirrel]

 

Crap. Can I type crap? Crap!

I use the word 'crap' all the time on here. Wonder why **** is censored. It's really the same word.

[70charger]

That looked pretty good by the Duff Man.

[70charger]

 

I use the word 'crap' all the time on here. Wonder why **** is censored. It's really the same word.

 

You know what, so is ****, and ****.

 

And also **** your *****ing *****. Well, maybe not that one.

[Squirrel]

 

You know what, so is ****, and ****.

 

And also **** your *****ing *****. Well, maybe not that one.

******* might be, too.

[spinowner]

 

I use the word 'crap' all the time on here. Wonder why **** is censored. It's really the same word.

Censorship is all a bunch of bullcrap. Or something like that.

[mikecgrimes]

It feels like it might be time for the front office to consider adding a pitcher or two

[70charger]

 

******* might be, too.

 

Yup, that's censored too. Hey, fun fact! Did you know that if you put your password into this text field, it'll automatically censor it for you? Here's mine: **************

 

Go ahead, try it.

[spinowner]

Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding!

[ashbury]

There's a virus going around. The home runs are contagious.

[70charger]

This is a good game for right field.

[PDX Twin]

Wow. They said that the Brewers were a very homerun oriented team, but I didn't think they meant it this way.

[ashbury]

Brockmire fans: you know why that last home run can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery, right?

[DocBauer]

There's a virus going around. The home runs are contagious.

Sure wish Buxton would catch a serious case before the game is over.

[PDX Twin]

 

Brockmire fans: you know why that last home run can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery, right?

 

I'll bite, was it unorthodox?

[ashbury]

I'll bite, was it unorthodox?

Nope. Cuz ... it was tattooooooooed.

 

http://teamcoco.com/video/hank-azaria-s-favorite-brockmire-lines

[GCTF]

 

Brockmire fans: you know why that last home run can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery, right?

It was tattooed. Pitcher must have got the old fastball sign.

[Danchat]

Just got back from seeing the movie Dunkirk, and holy cow we've scored 9 runs and 5 homers? Wow!

[70charger]

"Left lateral upper arm pain"

 

wtf?

 

I hope it's not bilateral.

[70charger]

 

Just got back from seeing the movie Dunkirk, and holy cow we've scored 9 runs and 5 homers? Wow!

 

How was Dunkirk? I think like 99.8% of movies out there look like total **** and complete waste of my time, but I think I would actually go see Dunkirk. Did it live up to the promise?