Game Thread: Twins @ Cleveland 5-13 @ 3:10 PM CT

[Aggies7]

This is nuts!

[USAFChief]

Somebody get a 12 guage.

 

It's a pace of play issue.

[Pardon My Dinger]

Squirrel!!!!!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

http://memeguy.com/photos/images/squirrel-on-the-loose-in-a-baseball-game-8696.gif

[70charger]

This better not become some kind of Cleveland rally squirrel or whatever.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Anything to disrupt Berrios

 

 

Lame, Cleveland.

 

Lame.

[Pardon My Dinger]

Anyone whose ever tried to get close to a squirrel before would know, that little guy would never be able to interfere. Just leave him alone and play the damn game.

[ashbury]

Kepler down to .230. I know he's had a bit of tough luck, but batting in the top/middle of the batting order isn't the place for him right now. Switch him with Rosario tomorrow in the order.

 

Totally called it.

 

Edit: I kid, in case that wasn't clear.

Still, let's wait a bit and see if Das Kid can repeat the success when they take away the pink bats.

[Pardon My Dinger]

My cat has never been so interested in a baseball game!

[Aggies7]

Jose didn't even crack a smile. He really is la maquina

[jimbo92107]

You can hardly blame Cleveland for throwing that squirrel out on the field. Nothing else was working against Jose Berrios!

 

I suppose over the next few starts Berrios will see cats, dogs, gerbils and kangaroos sporting around the infield. Just keep throwing strikes, kid. 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Just heard that the Cleveland groundskeeper who let the squirrel loose has been fired, for letting it loose with two outs instead of none out.

[BoofBonser]

Our two catchers are now batting .190 and .218...

[70charger]

 

Our two catchers are now batting .190 and .218...

 

But Santana and Berrios's ERAs are in the ones. So...

[Jerr]

 

Our two catchers are now batting .190 and .218...

So? They are framing well and Twins r winning...... so?????

[USAFChief]

 

Our two catchers are now batting .190 and .218...

And going into this game both had higher OBPs than Joe Mauer.

[USAFChief]

What has 3 legs and 1 arm?

[Jerr]

 

What has 3 legs and 1 arm?

'bout time for a Chief joke/riddle.............................

[Brock Beauchamp]

Berrios comes out for the seventh, right? It seems to me you let the guy pitch and have a quick hook ready.

[Pardon My Dinger]

What has 3 legs and 1 arm?

I have an uncle with a hook hand who lives in Nantucket...but you're probably not talking about him.

[jimbo92107]

That was good. Gomes was smiling, and so was Dozier. He got him.

[USAFChief]

 

What has 3 legs and 1 arm?

My neighbor's pit bull.  

[Jerr]

 

My neighbor's pit bull.  

I thought it was you, with your cane.......pit bull is better, as long as those aren't your parts.....we need your jokes/riddles/whatevers.................

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Ground ball into the shift

[BoofBonser]

I say let Berrios go out for the 8th... no one's stopping him

[spinowner]

 

What has 3 legs and 1 arm?

 

 

My neighbor's pit bull.  

Or there's this guy.

 

[amjgt]

I say let Berrios go out for the 8th... no one's stopping him

those were some quick innings

[70charger]

 

Berrios comes out for the seventh, right? It seems to me you let the guy pitch and have a quick hook ready.

 

How 'bout the eighth?

[jimbo92107]

 

What has 3 legs and 1 arm?

Biathlon practice?

[Brock Beauchamp]

I say let Berrios go out for the 8th... no one's stopping him

I'd pull the plug. Let the kid go out on a high note. It's a long season.