Game Thread: Twins@Rangers 4/25/17 7:05PM

[sampleSizeOfOne]

And the horse they rode in on.

Oh right.

 

It is Texas after all, with horses and all.

[USAFChief]

 

I don't see why not, he didn't pitch tonight.

You're a whole minute late with that, Canuck.

[Aggies7]

Bass did give them a lot of length tonight, though

[snepp]

Sano OPS > 1.000

 

 

 

> Jeff Gray

 

/obligatory

[USAFChief]

I'm thinking about buying a VW.

[LaBombo]

 

You're a whole minute late with that, Canuck.

 

He was sleeping in the hammock.

 

http://www.oocities.org/tprincessbridefan/images/sc17.jpg

[BoofBonser]

I think the Twins are a warm weather team...

 

 

 

 

 

... anyone miss the Metrodome?

[USAFChief]

 

Sano OPS > 1.000

 

> avian flu

 

> Jeff Gray

 

/obligatory

ftfy

[GCTF]

At the risk of violating the no math rule...Jeff Gray = Danny Santana

[twinssporto]

 

I'm thinking about buying a VW.

Funny.  I was just telling my wife the same thing.  I just got the cold stare...

[USAFChief]

Presley's leverage index trending down.

[GCTF]

 

You're a whole minute late with that, Canuck.

I put a little more effort into my reply. Me > You > Danny Santana

[twinssporto]

As a Twins pitcher you have to feel comfortable knowing you've got a fast and athletic outfield behind you.  

[USAFChief]

 

I put a little more effort into my reply. Me > You > Danny Santana

It didn't require effort. 

 

It required elegance.

[GCTF]

 

I'm thinking about buying a VW.

Is this supposed to be some kind of Kepler reference?

[Guest]

Nah.  Duct tape. Around both elbows, wrists, and hands.   Apparently some folks around here have been talking to Mrs Chief about what to do with, uh, "our little problem."

TMI

[GCTF]

1-2-3 for Pressly. Alert the media

[USAFChief]

 

Is this supposed to be some kind of Kepler reference?

Well, I was proud of it.

[Guest]

Ervin and Hector, then three days of "wrecked 'er."

Santiago and Santana, hope it rains Manana?

[Whammy]

In other news Kansas City's DH tonight is batting .118 and he's not the lowest in the starting lineup.

[USAFChief]

 

Presley's leverage index trending down.

This was really funny folks.  Really, really, funny.  

 

 

[LaBombo]

 

Presley's leverage index trending down.

 

HIs facebook page shows him entering his kid's father-son game late/close with RISP, so maybe that will balance out with tonight.

[USAFChief]

 

Santiago and Santana, hope it rains Manana?

Santana and Santiago, then let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

[Blake]

 

This was really funny folks.  Really, really, funny.  

I found this picture of the tape being removed:

 

[David HK]

So who gets the 9th?  

 

"Gulfa" Tonkin?

[snepp]

 

This was really funny folks.  Really, really, funny.  

 

Eh, I'll give it a 3.5.

[twinssporto]

23 pages and 443 posts for the game Thread tonight.  Amazing how many posts magically appear when we do well.  Good to see!

[BoofBonser]

 

So who gets the 9th?  

 

"Gulfa" Tonkin?

Looks like the nerd

[GCTF]

 

Santana and Santiago, then let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

Didn't see last night's game but I assume that Hughesy is all fixed up, so there's that to look forward to.

[DiscGolfer]

 

So who gets the 9th?  

 

"Gulfa" Tonkin?

That might be the only way the Twins could lose this game