Game Thread: Twins vs. Indians 4-18 @ 7:10 PM CT

[Monkeypaws]

 

Be wildered. Be very wildered.

Behold the bewiderbeest

http://www.bioexpedition.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/The_Blue_Wildebeest_in_Africa_600.jpg

I don't get it either.

[USAFChief]

Speaking of my last trip to the doctor, he asked me for a stool sample, a urine sample, and a sperm sample.

 

So I gave him my underwear.

[Aggies7]

http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2005/1016/photo/titanic.jpg

That team still almost made the playoffs.

[twinssporto]

http://www.baseballthinkfactory.org/images/uploads/article/briankennysuperhero.png

[Monkeypaws]

 

Speaking of my last trip to the doctor, he asked me for a stool sample, a urine sample, and a sperm sample.

 

So I gave him my underwear.

Sounds like them new Duluth Trading Butt Ugly underwears....Full of, well, no need to repeat.

[LaBombo]

 

That team still almost made the playoffs.

 

All that really matters is that they made bail.

 

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/5-12-2015/vhd61D.gif

[Aggies7]

http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2005/1016/photo/titanic.jpg

The most amazing thing about that whole incident is that Darren sharper wasn't involved

[a-wan]

 

Speaking of my last trip to the doctor, he asked me for a stool sample, a urine sample, and a sperm sample.

 

So I gave him my underwear.

 

https://www.depend.com/mens-solutions/products

 

If only these were more prevalent all those years the Twins were playing the Yankees in the playoffs.

[Aggies7]

If you guys and girls want to remember the days when this club wasn't vomit-inducing, head over to YouTube and search "classic twins". Someone put together a whole bunch of games/clips from the far better days

[LaBombo]

 

The most amazing thing about that whole incident is that Darren sharper wasn't involved

 

Fortunately he was busy that day. Something about having an old friend for dinner...

 

http://i.imgur.com/IxCC3se.jpg

[Aggies7]

How does Bert still not know that the word is ACROSS. There's no T.

[70charger]

 

The most amazing thing about that whole incident is that Darren sharper wasn't involved

 

Maybe he was, and you were just drugged and forgot about it?

 

 

(Too much?)

[Aggies7]

Fortunately he was busy that day. Something about having an old friend for dinner...

 

http://i.imgur.com/IxCC3se.jpg

He was helping a neighbor put a couch into his van...

[LaBombo]

 

Maybe he was, and you were just drugged and forgot about it?

 

 

(Too much?)

 

http://68.media.tumblr.com/a966b0ff82de3a37761dc72858232599/tumblr_mo7wjyJebr1sr2kn2o1_1280.jpg

[Aggies7]

Linder just absolutely abuses us. Should be behind bars.

[Vanimal46]

It's officially safe enough in the game for Tonkin time!!

[snepp]

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2005/1016/photo/titanic.jpg

I'm confused... wasn't that the love boat?  or have I had too much to drink?

[a-wan]

So Haley won't be getting a save tonight?

[USAFChief]

 

So Haley won't be getting a save tonight?

Can still get a win though.

[Blake]

I see Hughes was at his, sigh, usual. 

[Aggies7]

Can still get a win though.

[LaBombo]

Haley trending the wrong way...

 

 

http://www.nationalgeographic.com/content/dam/science/photos/000/009/985.ngsversion.1488483836643.jpg

[USAFChief]

This is why you can't leave 5 runners on in the first two innings last night and lose 3-1.

[USAFChief]

 

Haley trending the wrong way...

 

 

http://www.nationalgeographic.com/content/dam/science/photos/000/009/985.ngsversion.1488483836643.jpg

 

winner.

[LaBombo]

 

 

I'm confused... wasn't that the love boat?  or have I had too much to drink?

 

Are you sure this is an either/or situation?

[Blake]

 

Just meet Breslow in the clubhouse, Falvine, and ask for the uniform.  "Thanks, we appreciate it, but we're going another way.  Best of luck, where do we forward the check?"

Uh, I think you misspelled "Hughes." Or forgot that we're talking plural, not singular.

[Aggies7]

We got the wrong Haley tonight

[Blake]

 

Are you sure this is an either/or situation?

Embrace the and!

[Blake]

 

This is why you can't leave 5 runners on in the first two innings last night and lose 3-1.

I dunno, seems like the Twins figured out how to do it.....