Game Thread: Twins vs. Indians 4-18 @ 7:10 PM CT

[Danchat]

Sano!!! Whadda you know!

[Aggies7]

I was hoping it would be at least May before anyone referred to that from Haley as "Looked good."

At this point, he's a candidate for the rotation

[LaBombo]

Save us, Obi Wan Sanobi! You're our only hope!

 

[USAFChief]

 

Sano's looking good this year. I'm pretty optimistic at this point.

Sano looks like a legit middle of the order big league hitter.

 

That's one.

[snepp]

 

Sano looks like a legit middle of the order big league hitter.

 

He hits like one too.

[LaBombo]

 

I was hoping it would be at least May before anyone referred to that from Haley as "Looked good."

Yeah, I know, but... baby steps. Three and two thirds, and no mob of pitchforks and torches chasing him from the field. That's solid for a Twins Rule V guy.

[USAFChief]

Speaking of aging -- bah dum tschh -- Mrs Chief is trying out this tip she picked up on Pinterest for removing wrinkles from her neck and face.

 

She's going braless.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

DanSan pinch hitting

[LaBombo]

 

Speaking of aging -- bah dum tschh -- Mrs Chief is trying out this tip she picked up on Pinterest for removing wrinkles from her neck and face.

 

She's going braless.

 

Prob'ly couldn't hurt to have another source of spiritual guidance to help find your way through another long Twins season...

 

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[USAFChief]

 

DanSan pinch hitting

Mind. 

 

Boggling.

[snepp]

"And Santana strikes out."

 

 

 

Whodathunkit?

[70charger]

"And Santana strikes out."

 

Gee. Who saw that coming? *cough* everyone *cough*

[70charger]

Dammit. Ninja'd. I blame mlb.tv.

[LaBombo]

 

Mind. 

 

Boggling.

 

"Aaaaand Santana strikes out."

 

It happened just the way the old gypsy woman said it would!!!

[goulik]

Holy wow... DanSan for Rosario... Genius!

[USAFChief]

I missed it...what'd DanSan do?

[Danchat]

 

DanSan pinch hitting

Pinch me, I'm dreaming... what kind of nightmare is this?!?

 

Seriously though we need to have an intervention for Molly and get Santana off this roster and employ a real bench.

[LaBombo]

 

 

And in a huge surprise, Dan San whiffs. There isn't anyone better in AAA?

 

Yes. Bring up Martz.

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Ya gotta hve heart.

 

Miles and miles and miles of heart.

[snepp]

 

I missed it...what'd DanSan do?

 

Do try to keep up.

 

 

 

/chitown

[operation mindcrime]

Way to go Tonkin.

[alskntwnsfn]

Anyone care to guess when the twins last finished with more HRs hit than they allowed?

Trick question, surely this has never happened (at least not in my lifetime).

[goulik]

And before the inning is even over, DanSan and Tonkin are sent down with Palka and Park coming up...

[USAFChief]

 

Yes. Bring up Martz.

 

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bring em all up.

[70charger]

 

"Aaaaand Santana strikes out."

 

It happened just the way the old gypsy woman said it would!!!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Hey guys, did you know the Twins are going to Pitch Inside™ more this season?

[USAFChief]

 

And before the inning is even over, DanSan and Tonkin are sent down with Palka and Park coming up...

They gotta wait in line behind Breslow.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

And before the inning is even over, DanSan and Tonkin are sent down with Palka and Park coming up...

Will they be up for the bottom of the 9th?

 

We need 7...

[operation mindcrime]

Pinch me, I'm dreaming... what kind of nightmare is this?!?

 

Seriously though we need to have an intervention for Molly and get Santana off this roster and employ a real bench.

Its the get to know 'em nightmare.

[LaBombo]

 

Hey guys, did you know the Twins are going to Pitch Inside™ more this season?

Yup. Guaranteed to offset the rest of the league's 100 to 1 advantage in pitches over 97 mph thrown.