Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Indians. 8/1 @ 6:10pm CT

[jimbo92107]

Okay, based on my previous two guesses, I'm calling that Kepler blast 108.5mph. Gradually calibrating my speedo....

[wsnydes]

Kepler, en fuego.

[Aggies7]

Unreal

[ashbury]

KEP-ler! I'm out of things to say.

[HitInAPinch]

KEPLER #3 !!!!!

http://northstarfireworks.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/municiple-fireworks-for-parties.jpg

[drivlikejehu]

     

Edited August 2, 2016 by drivlikejehu

[SwainZag]

"Congratulating Mauer on his 4 bounce single up the middle"  

[jimbo92107]

Disagree with Roy on the golf club. Your 3 iron is supposed to go higher than that.

[D. Hocking]

 

I'm kinda speechless now

 

 

 Anyone having a hard time buying this?

[amjgt]

Kepler with a 3.750 OPS this month

[Aggies7]

That young lady who tried catching kepler's HR was almost decapitated

[wsnydes]

KEPLER #3 !!!!!

http://northstarfireworks.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/municiple-fireworks-for-parties.jpg

He gave you time to resupply and reload.

[HitInAPinch]

 

 

Okay, based on my previous two guesses, I'm calling that Kepler blast 108.5mph. Gradually calibrating my speedo....

if your speedo has that many,  see your Doctor Immediately!

[ashbury]

Why can't he hang in the majors?? It literally makes no sense... Done getting excited for literally anything about this team. Sky is falling.

Revisiting this... I'd like to submit it for consideration as Post Of The Game.

[mickeymental]

who says we can't have nice things?

[wsnydes]

if your speedo has that many, see your Doctor Immediately!

Something, something, ill advised 10' pole joke, something, something...speedo.

[amjgt]

who says we can't have nice things?

That was me. Reverse Jinx?

[jimmer]

 

 Anyone having a hard time buying this?

I've been sold on Kepler for a long while now.

[Willihammer]

Berrios is starting to believe... maybe he is The One... ;-)

....

[jimbo92107]

Best part of Kepler's big night could be that Berrios can now fly under the radar, totally relaxed. 

[wsnydes]

....

Definitely not the Keanu movie I was expecting.

Edited August 2, 2016 by wsnydes

[HitInAPinch]

 

who says we can't have nice things?

and a pony http://wonderopolis.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/pony_shutterstock_50279794.jpg

[Riverbrian]

 

 Anyone having a hard time buying this?

 

I gotta try and stay quiet on Kepler like I'm gonna stay quiet on Polanco. 

 

Both of those guys sat on the bench while the starters racked up loss after loss after loss. 

 

Now they are playing and... 

 

Well... I'm gonna try and stay quiet. 

 

 

[jimmer]

just might need to start re-thinking who AL ROY is going to be :-)

[John Kelsey]

Everyone say it with me:

 

"Buxton would have caught that"

[DiscGolfer]

It's nice to see Berrios finally settle down and pitch some good innings

[S.]

Rosario would have caught that if he didnt slide for no reason.

[SwainZag]

#BUXTONWOULDHAVEHADTHAT

[SwainZag]

Cleveland announcers think for sure that should be a basehit.  I disagree.

[HitInAPinch]

Kepler doing what is expected of him:  backing up Rosario.