Article: Gamethread: Twins @ White Sox, 6/28 @ 7:10pm CT

[Halsey Hall]

 

I college I actually found some time to drink beer with friends, actually, lots of beer.  When a telemarketer called during these drinking sessions, we usually would say, "I am watching a porno, this better be good."  The silence on the phone was golden before the click! 

I can't wait til I get the next call!  Anyone want my number?

[Craig Arko]

I can't wait til I get the next call!  Anyone want my number?

867-5309.

[S.]

The filthy lens on the center field camera is really a nice touch.

[Platoon]

I have a friend who answers and speaks German to them. If I'm caught off-guard and answer the rare call, I usually just say, "She's not here right now" when they ask for me. And on some days, there could be truth in that.

I go into Ole and Lena mode. "Yah vot du you vant"? One guy tried to sell me 4000# tie down straps for $59. I tout dat vas a good price, but I cout neffer lif dem! Who Dah hell can lift four tousand pouns?

[Dave The Dastardly]

Landlines ceased to exist about the same time the human species was irretrievably linked to cell phones. We are now the Borg.

 

Resistance is Futile.

 

Sort of like the Twins.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

867-5309.

Is that song about Halsey?

 

Hold on... The game is a foot.

[HitInAPinch]

 

I go into Ole and Lena mode. "Yah vot du you vant"? One guy tried to sell me 4000# tie down straps for $59. I tout dat vas a good price, but I cout neffer lif dem! Who Dah hell can lift four tousand pouns?

omg, Ole and Lena jokes.   Twins Daily, you've hit a new low. 

Do better.   I'm sure you can get lower.....

[SwainZag]

Gibson got robbed.  

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Gibson got robbed.

Has he filed a police report?

 

Maybe he should see if he can id the robber in a line up?

[HitInAPinch]

Dozier Homer !

[Aggies7]

Bri guy again

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Dozier does what a Dozier does...

 

1-0.

[HitInAPinch]

 

 

Has he filed a police report?

Maybe he should see if he can id the robber in a line up?

He'd be the one wearing a mask

 

Edit:  one of the guys wearing a mask.  Always gotta keep an eye on them catchers, too

Edited June 29, 2016 by HitInAPinch

[SwainZag]

[FunnyPenguin]

Dozier now batting .255, where are all his haters now?

[ashbury]

omg, Ole and Lena jokes.   Twins Daily, you've hit a new low.

"Noooo, I t'ink we got State Farm."

[Dr. Evil]

Dozier now batting .255, where are all his haters now?

Im right here. Trade him before the next epic slump.

[Craig Arko]

"No, I t'ink we got State Farm."

Jake?

[ashbury]

867-5309.

JENNY!!!!

[spinowner]

 

 

Telemarketer: We also have a special promotion… If you provide the contact information of 5 of your friends. You will get a free spatula.

Riverbrian: Now you’re talkin… There’s ChiTown... Glunn… North… Do you take Canadians?

Telemarketer: Canadians only count for 75 Percent of a Person.

Riverbrian: Chief is extra American… He’s about 1 and a quarter.

Telemarketer: Ok… one more.
 

OOOOH! OOOOH! Give them my name! I love getting phone calls!

[Craig Arko]

Im right here. Trade him before the next epic slump.

I think the new mantra should be "Trade them at birth!"

[ashbury]

Jake?

I t'ink dat shuud be 'Yake'.

[HitInAPinch]

Ole and Lena got married.

 

On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put his hand on Lena's knee.

Giggling, Lena said, "Ole, you can go a little farder now if ya vant to"

... so Ole drove to Duluth.

[HitInAPinch]

 

 

I t'ink dat shuud be 'Yake'.

Ya, for tru

[spinowner]

 

I can't wait til I get the next call!  Anyone want my number?

 

 

867-5309.

Pfffft! Rookie mistake.

 

634-5789

 

Or, maybe that's a rookie mistake.

 

Pennsylvania 6-5000

Edited June 29, 2016 by spinowner

[HitInAPinch]

aaaand back to the ball game  

 

Has Gibson stopped using a sinkerball?  The pregame show and the broadcast make no mention of it.

[jimbo92107]

Seriously, when was the last time Kurt Suzuki threw out a runner stealing second? Assuming the guy didn't fall down, etc. 

[ashbury]

Ya, for tru

Meantime, our poy Duuzier sure can hit dat pall a mile.

[Dr. Evil]

Suzuki is the Harley Davidson of catchers. For the moment......

Edited June 29, 2016 by Spikecurveball

[ashbury]

Seriously, when was the last time Kurt Suzuki threw out a runner stealing second? Assuming the guy didn't fall down, etc. 

He's too busy reaching second on his own, apparently.