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Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 5/8@11:10 AM PT (1:10 PM CT) Jet Lag Edition

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How about we work Mauer into the lineup today and give Mastroianni a much needed day off

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I'm sitting here, wait for the muse to strike and, managed to strike out. For some reason, getting to first base was rather troublesome as I worked on getting this thread ready for publication. Even w

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Who would have thunk that in May the Twins would have Nunez trying to play SS and leading off, Mastroianni would be in CF and batting 7th, and that Murphy would be such a total disaster that Juan Cent

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The problem, as I see it, is that the twins keep playing teams that are better. If we can just fill in the last 130 games against the braves, we'd be ok.

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Hey everyone ... my sister's on a date with a guy she's never met before. Sadly for her, it doesn't take Sherlock to hack her passwords, and I have access to all her conversations with this guy. Being an upstanding citizen, I haven't read them ... but I'm seriously considering texting him through her account and saying something like, "Are we still on for today?" And he'll be looking at her all confused and wondering who's been pulling his leg and which leg is being pulled, etc. etc.

 

My question is, would that be too mean to my sister?

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Tennis is a good option, too.

Played yesterday, playing tomorrow and Tuesday ... hard for me to play too many days in a row.

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Hey everyone ... my sister's on a date with a guy she's never met before. Sadly for her, it doesn't take Sherlock to hack her passwords, and I have access to all her conversations with this guy. Being an upstanding citizen, I haven't read them ... but I'm seriously considering texting him through her account and saying something like, "Are we still on for today?" And he'll be looking at her all confused and wondering who's been pulling his leg and which leg is being pulled, etc. etc.

 

My question is, would that be too mean to my sister?

Yes. Send her my way instead. I'm a great guy. 29 and single. The only negative is that I have poor taste in sports teams.

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Hey everyone ... my sister's on a date with a guy she's never met before. Sadly for her, it doesn't take Sherlock to hack her passwords, and I have access to all her conversations with this guy.

I stopped reading here.

 

Don't do that.

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Yes. Send her my way instead. I'm a great guy. 29 and single. The only negative is that I have poor taste in sports teams.

I'm pretty sure my sister has better judgement when it comes to prospective dates than you have in sports teams.

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I'm pretty sure my sister has better judgement when it comes to prospective dates than you have in sports teams.

Then why are you reading her texts? ;)

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Dear Juan Centeno,

 

When a pitcher throws a curve ball in the dirt, it will ALWAYS kick to the side of the pitcher's throwing hand. Every. Damn. Time. If you were looking down when you waved your glove at the ball, you might have noticed that. 

 

Love,

Jimbo

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Hey everyone ... my sister's on a date with a guy she's never met before. Sadly for her, it doesn't take Sherlock to hack her passwords, and I have access to all her conversations with this guy. Being an upstanding citizen, I haven't read them ... but I'm seriously considering texting him through her account and saying something like, "Are we still on for today?" And he'll be looking at her all confused and wondering who's been pulling his leg and which leg is being pulled, etc. etc.

 

My question is, would that be too mean to my sister?

 

Sounds Normal

 

But I gotta say Yes

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So the Twins bullpen is so overworked that they take out Duffey with under 100 pitches?

That's to motivate the hitters...

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