Article: Game Thread: Twins@White Sox 5/6 7:10PM

[Aggies7]

joes record is in jeopardy.

[Twinsbar107]

joes record is in jeopardy.

That's why I'm staying. HI'm and park are the lone bright spots.... let's make it 29 straight

[Mike Sixel]

Am I reading this correct? Is Santana at second? Not SS?

[TwinsBaseball]

At least Nolasco is trying to encourage us to score more runs.

[Mike Sixel]

Remember when people thought they could trade Nolasco?

[USAFChief]

 

joes record is in jeopardy.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2540157.1456171265!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_635/108024005.jpg

 

I thought that guy from Utah had the record in Jeopardy.

[HitInAPinch]

 

Am I reading this correct? Is Santana at second? Not SS?

yup.  can't hurt.  Nunez looked pretty awful at 2nd in just a couple attempts.

[Winston Smith]

Somebody needs to put this, "Total System Failure" on some t-shirts. I bet they'd sell really well.

[howeda7]

New plan. Fire Terry Ryan. Make Molitor GM. Gardy manager. Pohlad fears change, but maybe he's at least down with re-arranging the deck chairs...

[Riverbrian]

 

Am I reading this correct? Is Santana at second? Not SS?

 

Yeah.. He's gone from better than Escobar in 2015 to not as good as Nunez in 2016. 

 

He must not have seen the cliff he walked off. 

[twinssporto]

Everyone needs to just stay positive!  Last game we lost by 12 runs.  Let's just try to keep the 10 run rule from entering the equation...That my Twins fan friends would be improvement. Go Twins! 

[HitInAPinch]

 

Somebody needs to put this, "Total System Failure" on some t-shirts. I bet they'd sell really well.

 

and a Ricky Nolasco bobblehead doll night

[Riverbrian]

 

At least Nolasco is trying to encourage us to score more runs.

 

Well...

 

 

 

Worth a Shot

[howeda7]

Batting order staring tomorrow please: 

 

1. Polanco

2. Mauer

3. Sano

4. Park. 

[Riverbrian]

 

Somebody needs to put this, "Total System Failure" on some t-shirts. I bet they'd sell really well.

 

 

Chief has got a box done already and North is working out a distribution deal with Wal-Mart

[twinssporto]

Park actually looks like the real deal.  

[HitInAPinch]

Plouffe bunting?  Are going to the a 'hidden ball trick' next?

[twinssporto]

ARCIA BABY!!!!  GONE!

[Riverbrian]

Dear Paul Molitor,

 

Trevor Plouffe just tried to bunt. Is it possible that he's a little uncomfortable and just trying something to see if it works. 

 

 

Sincerly,

 

Riverbrian

[HitInAPinch]

No freaking way !!!

[Danchat]

Waldo!!!

[USAFChief]

 

Well...

 

 

 

Worth a Shot

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/shot-glass-whiskey-27414884.jpg

 

concur.

[notoriousgod71]

Dave Roberts just brought Joe Blanton into face Donaldson with the bases loaded in a tie game btw so let's never complain about Molitor again.

 

 

AND HE GETS DONALDSON ON A POP UP ON THE FIRST PITCH!

[Willihammer]

That right there. That's why managers dont need to think very hard about filling out a lineup card. Just put the best hitter at the top, the very top, on down from there. So you can avoid that as much as possible.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

So I've been going to the same barber shop for a couple years now, and almost every time I go, the same scenario plays out.  The barber sees this kid walking in, looks down at me and says "Watch this.  This is the stupidest kid in the world!" 

 

He puts a dollar in one hand, and two quarters in the other, holding both hands open so the kid can see what is in each.  "Hey kid," he says.  "Which one you want?"

 

Sure enough, the kid picks the two quarters over the dollar bill.  After the kid walks out, the barber says, "He does the same thing every time!" and laughs and laughs.

 

Yesterday, I was walking down the street after leaving the barber, and I saw the kid walking out of a candy store with a small bag of candy.  "Hey kid," I says, "why'dya take the two quarters instead of the dollar?  That's stupid!"

 

The kid just looks at me and laughs and laughs.  "Yeah, real stupid.  The day I take the dollar bill, the jig's up."

You made that up.

[Willihammer]

Has anyone been to Giordano's yet? Does it live up to the hype?

[Winston Smith]

Chief has got a box done already and North is working out a distribution deal with Wal-Mart

My guess is that Dave St Peter will have these T's for sale at Target Field the next home stand. All about the brand!

[Riverbrian]

Nunez just ain't slowing down

 

I'd keep playing him. 

[USAFChief]

 

You made that up.

Busted.

 

But I gotta ask...of all the "personal" stories I've told on game threads, THAT's the one I get busted on??

[Pardon My Dinger]

At what point do we have to accept Nunez's sample as not so small?