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Welcome aboard... This format has gotten us through some dismal seasons. 

 

When it turns around and the Twins start winning... We are going to reverse course and start yelling at each other. 

 

 

You made that up.

Actually, we don't yell at each other on the game threads. That's what the "Fire (insert name of coach, manager or front office person)" threads are for.

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"True story"  

 

I forgot our anniversary last week.  Kind of a big deal...35 years and all.

 

The next morning I felt terrible, so I asked Mrs Chief how I could make it up to her.  She told me she wanted to find something in the garage that went from zero to 200 in seconds flat.

 

So i backed her old clunker out and put the bathroom scale in her parking spot.

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"True story"  

 

I forgot our anniversary last week.  Kind of a big deal...35 years and all.

 

The next morning I felt terrible, so I asked Mrs Chief how I could make it up to her.  She told me she wanted to find something in the garage that went from zero to 200 in seconds flat.

 

So i backed her old clunker out and put the bathroom scale in her parking spot.

Which friend did you stay with for the following month?

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I HATE losing to the White Sox more than any other team.  HATE IT!  Getting humiliated by them (and our own play) makes it even worse.

To me the tide has turned. They have great fielding and great pitching ... and Hawk isn't announcing their home games. Suddenly I can stand them!

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Abad searching in the air for the ball on the ground ... that should go on the t-shirt.

He bought into the idea that the ball was in the air.  He still sees no flaw in that. It's the ball's fault it was on the ground

Edited by jimmer
Twins Daily Contributor
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I can't believe it's only May 6th.  I've never been this sour this early in a season, ever. 

http://regardingarts.com/film/gfilm/greentwp.JPG

 

walkin the mile, walkin the mile...

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