Article: Game Thread: Twins@Nationals 4/24 12:35PM

[AlwaysinModeration]

Just missed.

[AlwaysinModeration]

Gone

[Squirrel]

DOZIEBOY!!!!!

[Puckett34]

DOZIER!

[Craig Arko]

Just missed.

Not this time.

[HitInAPinch]

O M G !!

[Riverbrian]

DOZIER BOOM!!!

 

It was almost like Strausburg didn't care where his Hot Zone was. He kept throwing it in. 

[jimmer]

The bullpen has done a very good job today

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

I think Dozier goes yard this inning.

You dirty bastard.

[formerly33]

 

Yes... Yes you do

 

I just haven't gotten around to giving it to you. 

 

It'll arrive in Bakersfield sometime next week. 

 

When you get it... You'll need to have it notorized and then mail it to Glunn in Hollywood. 

 

Glunn will then assign the infraction point but he will also send you a Cherry Cheesecake that you can enjoy at your leisure. 

Hey! Why didn't I get this treatment?

[sane17]

Yeah ... sane ... sane09 ... sane16 ... sane17 ... why?

I keep losing the ability to comment on a given account.

I go through the procedure to restore that ability and usually forget my password, don't receive the required email message to change existing password.

Finally after wiffing at all the curveballs thrown at me, I am left with one option....."create new account".

[Blake]

I could see that Dozier was going to clobber that fastball that went foul.

 

I did not see the next one coming.

[jimmer]

How does Stras keep throwing pitches to Dozier there?  Ego?

[Craig Arko]

You magnificent bastard.

FTFY.

[Blake]

 

Hey! Why didn't I get this treatment?

Probably because you don't have a Cheesecake Factory in your neck of the woods.

[Puckett34]

The puppymonkeybaby commercial never ceases to be weird

[Squirrel]

The bullpen has done a very good job today

Shhhhh .... you might jinx it!

 

And if you do, you have to make pina coladas for all of us!

[glunn]

Now we could use some insurance runs,

[Riverbrian]

 

Actually, this week's prize is duck confit. Yesterday I cooked this for the first time and it came out almost perfect.

 

Duck Con-Fee Sounds Delicious

 

However... Duck Confit never looks delicious in Print. I think it's the fit part that sounds kinda sweaty or something. 

 

 

[Squirrel]

The puppymonkeybaby commercial never ceases to be weird

Thank you. It's REALLY weird.

[Craig Arko]

Shhhhh .... you might jinx it!

And if you do, you have to make pina coladas for all of us!

And get caught in the rain...

[D. Hocking]

If we win this game we will have to determine whether Vanimal is on a date, and if so, he will need to go on 140 or so more dates between now and October (plus hopefully some play-off dates).

[Riverbrian]

 

Hey! Why didn't I get this treatment?

 

 

You had a different type of infraction. 

[ashbury]

The other day there was a post about Dozier and Escobar not getting along. The explanation was it's a running joke between them. Looks like it's continuing - after the HR, Escobar gave Dozier a vigorous shoulder rub as a congratulation and Dozier looked irritated and said something that was probably along the lines of "back off". It's good to be in the know.

[Squirrel]

If we win this game we will have to determine whether Vanimal is on a date, and if so, he will need to go on 140 or so more dates between now and October (plus hopefully some play-off dates).

That's right ... the winningest combo has been me on the game thread with vanimal on a date.

[Riverbrian]

 

How does Stras keep throwing pitches to Dozier there?  Ego?

 

He really seemed insistent. 

[Blake]

 

Actually, this week's prize is duck confit. Yesterday I cooked this for the first time and it came out almost perfect.

You cook rather than buy? What kind of Californian are you? 

[jimmer]

Mauer got that whole thing going.  Just saying  :-)

[Circus Boy]

 

I keep losing the ability to comment on a given account.
I go through the procedure to restore that ability and usually forget my password, don't receive the required email message to change existing password.
Finally after wiffing at all the curveballs thrown at me, I am left with one option....."create new account".

 

Sounds insane if you ask me.

[formerly33]

 

You had a different type of infraction. 

Yeah ... it was all fine and dandy to get that infraction point, but it was pretty pricey ... I had a couple posts deleted, and I even had to promise not to troll anymore. I enjoyed the warning while it lasted, but I'm not sure if I'm going to be buying any more in the near future.

 

I rate it three stars.