Article: Game Thread: Twins@Nationals 4/24 12:35PM

[spinowner]

 

Eh...close enough.  It's worse when Bert calls Gibson, Kyle Lohse.  

Or Kirk Gibson.

[ashbury]

In Bah-stun they call this Bryce fella The Hah-per.

Wicked.

[ashbury]

Or Kirk Gibson.

Or Debbie.

[MindFreak]

Sorry late to the party, just got to work... So are Pressley and Tonkin the only relievers worth a damn on this team now? 

[Blake]

Man, that Werth guy bugs me. He keeps catching things hit at him. 

[spinowner]

 

Or Debbie.

Or Henry.

[Riverbrian]

 

Eh...close enough.  It's worse when Bert calls Gibson, Kyle Lohse.  

 

I still think back fondly to when Bert dropped the F Bomb twice because he thought the live intro was being taped. 

 

Things like that... Are the Good Stuff in Life. 

[Riverbrian]

 

Or Kirk Gibson.

http://www.rhino.com/sites/default/files/debbie-gibson-lost-in-your-eyes-lp-version-atlantic.jpg

[TwinsCD]

FWIW, I'm watching the Nats feed and they had the graphic box up on the 2-2 pitch replay and the ball was off the plate.  As an umpire, I don't like that box because of the second guessing and because I don't think it's truly accurate.  And when ESPN puts it up right over the plate instead of off to the side, I turn the game off.

[Riverbrian]

 

Or Kirk Gibson.

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/melgibsonjewish.jpg

[MindFreak]

Squeezed

[TwinsCD]

Off the plate as well....but I've seen those called strikes so this guy behind the plate must be worried about his Questec stats.

[Riverbrian]

Espinosa is really blowing his tight window to start in the Majors. 

[ashbury]

Fernando Abad seems to have studied at the Mike Pelfrey School of Rapid Pitching.

[spinowner]

 

Fernando Abad seems to have studied at the Mike Pelfrey School of Rapid Pitching.

I'm sorry, what did you say? I fell asleep.

[TwinsCD]

Abad must think this is the Sunday slow-pitch softball league with that salad.

[Blake]

Great, normally, I'd be on the edge of my seat. Now, I'm comfortably indifferent.

[Riverbrian]

 

Fernando Abad seems to have studied at the Mike Pelfrey School of Rapid Pitching.

 

The tuition is quite reasonable. However... Job Placement is a little spotty. 

 

I'd recommend the Nolan Ryan school of beating up batters who attack you instead. 

[Jerr]

Just got here, read the last 3 pages OHHHH MYYYY   

[Riverbrian]

Here's a question for all of you. 

 

When you eat Trail Mix. Peanuts, M&'s, Raisins. 

 

About every 5th handful... There is something with the consistency of paper. 

 

Why are they putting paper in the trail mix?

 

[MindFreak]

Nice double play to turn it into not Abad inning at all 

[Craig Arko]

Pitcher's best friend.

[Riverbrian]

 

Just got here, read the last 3 pages OHHHH MYYYY   

 

Whose posts are frustrating you like that. 

[Craig Arko]

Here's a question for all of you. 

 

When you eat Trail Mix. Peanuts, M&'s, Raisins. 

 

About every 5th handful... There is something with the consistency of paper. 

 

Why are they putting paper in the trail mix?

Roughage.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Nice double play to turn it into not Abad inning at all 

Damn, you are a wordsmith!

[Circus Boy]

Thanks, Bert.

[formerly33]

 

Here's a question for all of you. 

 

When you eat Trail Mix. Peanuts, M&'s, Raisins. 

 

About every 5th handful... There is something with the consistency of paper. 

 

Why are they putting paper in the trail mix?

Yeah. Trail Mix is a funky obstacle course where they mix in random weirdness with your M&M's.

[Blake]

 

Here's a question for all of you. 

 

When you eat Trail Mix. Peanuts, M&'s, Raisins. 

 

About every 5th handful... There is something with the consistency of paper. 

 

Why are they putting paper in the trail mix?

Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible. And, the pulp is used to make paper. So, there you go.

[MindFreak]

 

Damn, you are a wordsmith!

Well the name alone makes it too easy to take the cheap pun 

[Craig Arko]

Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible. And, the pulp is used to make paper. So, there you go.