Game Thread: Twins vs White Sox, 4/13/16 @ 7:10 CT

[LaBombo]

 

This sounds like a job for...

Fertilizer?

 

With any luck, Dave St. Peter will be around shortly to talk up the Target Field experience.     If fertilizer is the answer,  we might be looking at '27 Yankees territory.

[Vanimal46]

I'm shocked Audra is not wearing a snappy red jersey.

I mean, it's 70 degrees. Might as well be a heat wave! Don't they have a red Twins bikini available?

[Hrbowski]

Have we lost yet?

[Aggies7]

PLLLLOOOOOUUUFFFFEEEE

 

Didn't strikeout

[Aggies7]

This is ba-rutal to watch. Yet I stay tuned.

[DiscGolfer]

 

Have we lost yet?

amazingly no!!

[Aggies7]

Dick: "another base runner for the twins"

 

Haha

[Danchat]

What did Escobar do to get banished to the #6 spot? He's batting .379!! Molly, put him next to Mauer!!

[Halsey Hall]

 

Nobody here old enough to answer that question.

 

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About 15 years ago, John Gordon called my name for the Snapper Mo'em Down Inning.  Radke gave up a single to Pudge and then mowed 'em down. No lawn mower for me, but a DQ frozen cake.

[ashbury]

Nice take by Kepler on a low breaking pitch. I wonder if he was actually called up to do some Mentorin' of Buxton? He's playing RF and all that.

[Hrbowski]

Good play by Butch Davis.

[ashbury]

About 15 years ago, John Gordon called my name for the Snapper Mo'em Down Inning.  Radke gave up a single to Pudge and then mowed 'em down. No lawn mower for me, but a DQ frozen cake.

Wait, don't the contest rules state that employees of WCCO aren't eligible?

[DiscGolfer]

Hey, no strike outs that inning.  I see improvement.

[Vanimal46]

Guys, I could use some advice. I've had a crush on a co-worker for as long as she's worked at the same company I do. I've learned so far to not dip into the company ink... She's quitting soon for a new opportunity and just broke up with her boyfriend. Is it free game to ask her out before she moves on to another company?

[SwainZag]

 

Guys, I could use some advice. I've had a crush on a co-worker for as long as she's worked at the same company I do. I've learned so far to not dip into the company ink... She's quitting soon for a new opportunity and just broke up with her boyfriend. Is it free game to ask her out before she moves on to another company?

 

You need to post pics first before we can give solid advice.

[Jerr]

https://youtu.be/8UQ9bKBnIO4

 

 

Crusher brings back so many memories for me as a child!!!

[LaBombo]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01664/man-in-red-bikini_1664766a.jpg

I mean, it's 70 degrees. Might as well be a heat wave! Don't they have a red Twins bikini available?

 

 

Yep.   Here's Brock making it look good at the Legends Club...

[Danchat]

Honestly, the Twins main problem on offense [besides the strikeouts] is this:
 

Mauer singles. Next batters: K, K...

 

Escobar singles. Next batters: K, K...

 

I apologize for continuing my complaints, but it's getting ridiculous. Escobar needs to bat before or after Mauer.

[Aggies7]

Is this the inning the sox push across the insurmountable 1 run?

 

Edit: looks like it

[SwainZag]

Well Hughesie.....got a pocketful of K's on ya? Now would be the time to utilize them.

[LaBombo]

 

Guys, I could use some advice. I've had a crush on a co-worker for as long as she's worked at the same company I do. I've learned so far to not dip into the company ink... She's quitting soon for a new opportunity and just broke up with her boyfriend. Is it free game to ask her out before she moves on to another company?

 

Relationship advice from the TD forum... It's like jumping into a shark tank with swim trunks made out of beef Wellington...

[SwainZag]

HUZZAH! There's 1....that was a nasty nasty pitch.

[Vanimal46]

You need to post pics first before we can give solid advice.

I could if someone lets me know how to do it when posting on a phone.

[Blake]

 

Guys, I could use some advice. I've had a crush on a co-worker for as long as she's worked at the same company I do. I've learned so far to not dip into the company ink... She's quitting soon for a new opportunity and just broke up with her boyfriend. Is it free game to ask her out before she moves on to another company?

Does she owe any money on credit cards? I ask, because I think she needs free cash flow to buy a beer now and again. But, that's the practical side of me coming out.

[Vanimal46]

Relationship advice from the TD forum... It's like jumping into a shark tank with swim trunks made out of beef Wellington...

I know. But I figured some of you found a partner in crime and not just living in mom's basement!

[LaBombo]

 

I could if someone lets me know how to do it when posting on a phone.

 

You should probably get to know her a little better before you go for the more advanced stuff...

[SwainZag]

C'mon ump! Ring him up!

[Vanimal46]

Does she owe any money on credit cards? I ask, because I think she needs free cash flow to buy a beer now and again. But, that's the practical side of me coming out.

You know, credit history has not come up in casual conversations yet. I'll save that riveting topic for the first date!

[LaBombo]

 

I know. But I figured some of you found a partner in crime and not just living in mom's basement!

 

It's TD, so maybe... both?

[Vanimal46]

It's TD, so maybe... both?

Certainly a little of column A, a little of column B.