Game Thread: Twins vs White Sox, 4/13/16 @ 7:10 CT

[SwainZag]

 

Bert calls a "good take" laying off a 57 footer. My how expectations have lowered.

 

Mauer-ski with the 0-2 base knock.  Now would be a great time to come out of that slump Miguel.

[Vanimal46]

Mauer's on a tear!

[DiscGolfer]

can Sano crush one here?

[Dr. Evil]

I can make you.

Don't do it.

[David HK]

Man, both pitchers throwing 90-91 fastballs, but good movement.  Guys are missing like crazy.  

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I thought you were dead?

Big difference between mostly dead and all dead...

[ashbury]

MAUER!!!!!!! hits a single up the middle.

 

That's what we've been reduced to this season.

[SwainZag]

Arg.  He just missed hitting that about 475 feet.

[USAFChief]

 

Arg.  He just missed hitting that about 475 feet.

by about 200 feet.

[Vanimal46]

Last year that pitch would have been in the upper deck...

[SwainZag]

 

by about 200 feet.

 

About a quarter of an inch on the bat

[Aggies7]

Twins offense..

[LaBombo]

 

I can make you.

 

Animated courtroom sketch of confrontation...

 

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltrjw896X91qj4qpio1_400.gif

[Hrbowski]

JOE!

[SwainZag]

Geez....Joe flashing the leather on the dive.  What's gotten into him this year?  I love it.

[USAFChief]

See...that's a more entertaining out than another boring K.

[Sir_Eugene11]

 

And depending on how the game goes, we might want you to do 90 more of these

Or would you rather have the red jersey's 90 more times? 

[David HK]

That. Was. Sweet.  Joe-to-Phil, to get a speedy runner.  Awesome.  Maybe that'll help wake up the bats!

[David HK]

 

by about 200 feet.

It was at least 475 feet in the air, tho...

[Blake]

 

I meant a bench day, you pedantic something-or-other.

Obviously, you weren't getting on Chief, otherwise it would have been "I mean a bench day, you pedantic old something-or-other. 

[USAFChief]

 

Animated courtroom sketch of confrontation...

 

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltrjw896X91qj4qpio1_400.gif

[David HK]

 

Or would you rather have the red jersey's 90 more times? 

[Vanimal46]

Rod Carew taking the Lou Brown approach to hitting. "Hayes, you put the ball on the ground. If I see a fly ball, you owe me 10 push-ups."

[LaBombo]

 

Or would you rather have the red jersey's 90 more times? 

 

We're gonna run out of expendable Twins way before the 90 mark...

 

 

[David HK]

Wow, did Phil do a job on Abreu there.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I'm just worried our offense is in the middle of a Snapper Mow-Em-Down Season.

This sounds like a job for...

 

Fertilizer?

[ashbury]

I meant a bench day, you pedantic something-or-other.

http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/5292496+_1bef88c38a739cebaf9ba72ea6bd6f4b.jpg

[Dr. Evil]

I'm shocked Audra is not wearing a snappy red jersey.

[DiscGolfer]

Hughes looking solid so far, lets get some points on the board now

[LaBombo]

 

Wow, did Phil do a job on Abreu there.

 

I'm gonna do a job on several Abrews if the Twins can't put the bat on the ball more often...