Game Thread: Twins vs White Sox, 4/13/16 @ 7:10 CT

[Dr. Evil]

We need The Crusher to walk in to the dugout with a keg on his shoulder and a stogie in his yapper.

[Vanimal46]

More Audra ...

Concur.

[USAFChief]

That "puppy monkey baby" commercial just might be the worst idea since new Coke.

[Vanimal46]

Nobody here old enough to answer that question.

 

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I wouldn't expect you to know that answer, Mr. Spreewell.

[Aggies7]

That "puppy monkey baby" commercial just might be the worst idea since new Coke.

Or since loading a roster full of unproven prospects

[LaBombo]

 

Apparently Molitor thinks a strikeout has nothing to do with mechanics, and instead is mental.  Why haven't we hired a staff psychologist to just hypnotize our batters into never missing the pitch?

 

"Strikeouts...  are... a disease...."

[USAFChief]

Can we go back to the deadball era, please?

 

3-2 with 26 outs on balls in play beats the $*(# out of 3-2 with 6 balls in play.

 

 

[David HK]

 

Well hello there, Audra.

Gee, wonder why she switched over from the Wild already?  Foreshadowing?

[Dr. Evil]

That "puppy monkey baby" commercial just might be the worst idea since new Coke.

Yea but I can't stop saying it.

[Blake]

 

Nobody here old enough to answer that question.

 

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I'm old enough to remember those days. Tuning in the wireless, trying to catch the faint am signal in the early evening. Although, back in those days, we call it "The Marconi."*

 

*I might have just made that up.

[ashbury]

Common mistake.   Rodon is the Cuban-American lefty,  Rodan is the righty from the Nippon Ham Fighters...

[Blake]

 

 

"Strikeouts...  are... a disease...."

Well, the Twins definitely have caught it.

[Dr. Evil]

Aaaauuuuuudruuuuuuhhhh.................

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

"Strikeouts...  are... a disease...."

 

Then the Twins are Typhoid Mary.

[SwainZag]

Phil's breaking stuff looks damn tough tonight.  

[Dr. Evil]

Pupymonkeybaby"....."....puppymonketbaby

[USAFChief]

 

Barks?  Barks Lounge?  Is that you??

[Vanimal46]

One of the benefits of mlb.tv - No puppy monkey baby commercial to stomach through.

[Vanimal46]

Barks? Barks Lounge? Is that you??

I miss Bark's... Game threadin' ain't the same without him.

[Dr. Evil]

Puppymonketbaby..............God d$&?(/m it!!!!!!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Thanks Sir Eugene!!

Concur.

 

Elegant & refreshing.

 

Can't wait to catch up on the next 5 pages!

 

And for once i am posting from the central time zone myself...

 

Not that it is significant...

[USAFChief]

 

Then the Twins are Typhoid Mary.

Clubhouse leader for post of the night.

[LaBombo]

 

That "puppy monkey baby" commercial just might be the worst idea since new Coke.

 

Licked by dog = Sudden thirst for soda?    Makes you wonder who the test market viewers were.

[DiscGolfer]

 

I miss Bark's... Game threadin' ain't the same without him.

I think we'er missing the conga line, might be why we don't have a win yet.

[ashbury]

I'm just worried our offense is in the middle of a Snapper Mow-Em-Down Season.

[Vanimal46]

Missed opportunity for FS North. Close up of Audra in the Budweiser roof deck... make it happen.

[David HK]

Nice to see Buck among the Twins BA leaders.  .187, pretty high for this group so far.

[USAFChief]

 

Yea but I can't stop saying it.

I can make you.

[Aggies7]

Bert calls a "good take" laying off a 57 footer. My how expectations have lowered.

[USAFChief]

 

Bert calls a "good take" laying off a 57 footer. My how expectations have lowered.

The problem is, he's accurate.