Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 6:05 CDT

[Ultima Ratio]

PLOUFFEsie

[Aggies7]

Yay!

[DaveW]

Taking the dog out for a a rally walk.

[zchrz]

Rosario seems like a weird choice to shift on. 

[big dog]

 

BREAKING: As I walked to the restroom, what do I see in the gym? Well, my friends, it appears to be a yoga class with a group of 10+ young professional aged women. I may be reaching here, but this class may be ending in the next 10 minutes. If they walk by the pool, we may be cooking with fire!

Hang on, my house is still on the market.

[ashbury]

You misread the score?

Note to self: don't drop acid and then post to Game Thread.

 

/ edit - I see DaveW already scooped me

[Riverbrian]

 

Taking the dog out for a a rally walk.

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LOL

 

The only thought I have after seeing this is

 

Where is Bark?

[DiscGolfer]

One thing I learned driving through Texas is you're not supposed to mess with it.  Not sure what happens if you do but I'm not going to find out.

[big dog]

 

I walked away for a moment, when the score was 5-1 after the double, and when I came back the score was 4-1. What happened?

Quick, walk away and see if it works again.

[Tovar12]

Park, hanging tough......

[Tovar12]

Ooops, not so much

[ashbury]

Quick, walk away and see if it works again.

Worked great. It's back to 4-2.

[Platoon]

Don't bring up the Twins. Just go with the birdwatching. Tell her I saw a Brown Creeper today.

I can think of a lot of good openers, but seeing a "Brown Creeper" doesn't ring a bell!

[nicksaviking]

Can confirm this is true. Hell, I think I've noticed the Minnesota state flag once or twice in 23 years living there. You can't escape the Texas state flag down here.

Well half the people down there want it to be the Texas National flag.

 

Also half the people everywhere else.

[Vanimal46]

I had no idea about Givens' back story as a converted infielder. That has to be pretty rare over the last 30-40 years, right?

[Mill1634]

Kyle Lohse 

[mrmpls]

Sano reminded me of this guy,  my all time favorite delmon photo. where a picture says it all !

[DaveW]

 

I had no idea about Givens' back story as a converted infielder. That has to be pretty rare over the last 30-40 years, right?

Joe Nathan

[DaveW]

 

 

Sano reminded me of this guy,  my all time favorite delmon photo. where a picture says it all !delmon.jpgdelmon.jpg

Someone needs to photoshop WastedManagement to WastedTalent

[Riverbrian]

 

I can think of a lot of good openers, but seeing a "Brown Creeper" doesn't ring a bell!

 

My favorite is:

 

Does this smell like chloroform to you? 

[LaBombo]

 

Don't bring up the Twins. Just go with the birdwatching. Tell her I saw a Brown Creeper today.

 

[Vanimal46]

Joe Nathan

Nice one. I couldn't think of any recent guys who made that switch.

[Vanimal46]

Are we still doing phrasing?

[DiscGolfer]

Uh oh, Fien

[DaveW]

 

Uh oh, Fien

Did he test positive for steroids!?!??!?!?

[DiscGolfer]

I don't think Fien can test positive for too many things

[zchrz]

This guy likes to throw the high fastball, Dozier needs to take him deep.

[DiscGolfer]

That's a tough pitch

[DiscGolfer]

ok, time for Mauer to come through here

[Platoon]

They have a lot of Lone Star Flags flying about the place. 

 

If you drive through Indiana for example. You don't see many whatever that is on their flag.

 

Driving through Indiana seems like a great idea. Stopping on the other hand does not!