Minnesota Simpsons Thread Contest

[70charger]

Terry Ryan, post trade deadline.

 

http://i.imgur.com/DY61LMv.jpg

[DaveW]

Pictured: Tony Bautista thinking about facing Phil "moonshot" Hughes at the Skydome tonight.

 

http://www.wanemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/homer-drool.png

[DaveW]

Pictured: Matt Lecroy "Fatbeer" finds out that the Twins have chosen him over David Ortiz to be their franchise DH.

 

http://38.media.tumblr.com/d092f8281705a1debb1bdbec9027d596/tumblr_m2p64vfrbW1ru6lvjo4_r2_400.gif

[DaveW]

Pictured: Ricky Nolasco hatches a plan to get transferred to the seldom used 500 day DL.

 

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx097iKCKA1qb9pa3o1_500.png

[DaveW]

Pictured:  DaveW, 70Charger and AshburyJohn post some hilarious simpsons related images on Twinsdaily.

 

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[Otto von Ballpark]

 

I give this thread four more pages tops before it officially jumps the shark.

 

 

Pictured: Pius Jefferson mysteriously vanishes.

 

http://www.michaelbransonsmith.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/fonzie-doesnt-make-it.gif

 

 

 

[DaveW]

Pictured: Oswaldo Arica accidentally injures prized prospect Jose Berrio's throwing hand in a post game spread mishap.

 

http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8mpd3F8us1ryq77fo1_r1_500.jpg

[Otto von Ballpark]

Twins fans watching the steady stream of talent come up from our top-ranked farm system

 

[DaveW]

Pictured: Gary Gaetti prepares for a game (1987)

http://www.geocities.ws/Hollywood/Studio/3345/homerdrunk.jpg

Pictured: Gary Gaetti prepares for a game (1989)

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03259/Flanders-and-the-b_3259040k.jpg

 

[DaveW]

Pictured: Torii Hunter bonds with teammate Nick Punto

 

 

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[Brock Beauchamp]

 

Pictured: Gary Gaetti prepares for a game (1987)

http://www.geocities.ws/Hollywood/Studio/3345/homerdrunk.jpg

Pictured: Gary Gaetti prepares for a game (1989)

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03259/Flanders-and-the-b_3259040k.jpg

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

OMG.

[Otto von Ballpark]

Gladden vs. Lombardozzi circa 1988

 

[DaveW]

Meanwhile over at WildExtra....

 

Thomas Vanek places a small sports bet.

 

 

http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/intelligencer/2013/01/08/08-trillion-dollar-bill.w190.h190.2x.jpg

 

Pictured: 45 minutes later....."I thought they were due!"- Thomas Vanek on the Washington Generals

 

[DaveW]

Pictured: Dany Heatley goes for a Sunday Morning drive.

 

[DaveW]

Checking in at Vikings Journal....

 

Pictured: A reformed Adrian Peterson arrives at training camp.

 

http://www.comicartfans.com/Images/Category_4391/subcat_103393/IMG0006.jpg

[DaveW]

and over at Northern Pitch...

 

Pictured: Another "exciting" and "thrilling" 0-0 soccer "match"

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/simpsons-soccer-gif-o.gif

[James]

Pictured: Kent Hrbek after a game

 

http://www.geist.com/downloads/3598/download/simpsons%202.png?cb=8ffc4e580089a1a98f39290f5b98e70a

[GCTF]

Ryan O'Rourke prepares for his MLB debut.

 

 

 

[DaveW]

Pictured: Kent Hrbek after a game

 

http://www.geist.com/downloads/3598/download/simpsons%202.png?cb=8ffc4e580089a1a98f39290f5b98e70a

James checking the thread to make sure this image hasn't been used yet.

[James]

Pictured: Tsuyoshi Nishioka describing why he should be allowed to play in the MLB

 

http://i.imgur.com/pH7Cy01.gif

[James]

 

James checking the thread to make sure this image hasn't been used yet.

Whoops.  Well, we are on to page 8, so someone was bound to repost something.  That person was apparently me.  I will do better in the future.

 

Forgive-a-ness, please!

http://i.imgur.com/TFSx0cR.jpg

[DaveW]

Scene: Twins up 3-2, 8th inning, 2 runners on, zero outs and Kyle Gibson has run out of gas.

Molitor: Neil, what do you have to take care of this awful situation?

Allen:  Trevor May or a Blaine Boyer.....

Molitor: Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a Blaine Boyer. May? In a close game? Blechh

 

http://i.imgur.com/IppcIl9.jpg

[GCTF]

Delmon Young and Jose Offerman deal with yet another inadequately trained umpire.

 

 

 

 

 

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[FattCrapps]

Mega hunk Joe Mauer, on why he can't be in the lineup in a day game after a day game:

 

"I believe it was a boating accident."

 

http://i.imgur.com/ocsjX.png

 

[DaveW]

Every Twins Opponet since the all star break: "Yeah, Moe, that team sure sucked last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked."

[John Kelsey]

Tyler Duffey after pitching a complete game shutout in his first start. 

 

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Uw-MZsN-Qbc/hqdefault.jpg

[WxMan17]

Ricky Nolasco in Terry Ryan's office, signing his new contract with the Twins while day-dreaming about what he's going to with all of his new millions, while TR is telling him how he's looking forward to him being an integral part of the rotation to help the team win games, getting them to the playoffs,  and staying healthy

 

 

 http://i1171.photobucket.com/albums/r542/dudstud8/Homer1.jpg

 

 

[DaveW]

Pictured: Average Twins fan the last week.

 

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/arts/culturebox/2014/08/140821_CBOX_MoeSuicide.jpg.CROP.promovar-mediumlarge.jpg

[GCTF]

Yakuza waiting to deal with VodkaDave for inflammatory Nishioka video.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[GCTF]

What Luke Hughes is up to these days....

 

 

 

 

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