Game Thread, Twins @ Tigers, 5/14 @ 12:08 pm CT

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

Kris Attebery is the worst announcer ever.

 

Cory Provus would like a word with you.  How dare you just take his WAE belt, and hand it to someone else.

[Squirrel]

Hey ChiTown, where did you find your new profile pic?

http://twinsdaily.com/topic/18091-game-thread-twins-tigers-514-1208-pm-ct/?p=338023

[USAFChief]

Cory Provus would like a word with you. How dare you just take his WAE belt, and hand it to someone else.

huh??!?

[Circus Boy]

Crikey, mates! This is not turning out well at all.

[Squirrel]

Stick a fork in Duensing, he's done.

[twinsnorth49]

Cory Provus would like a word with you. How dare you just take his WAE belt, and hand it to someone else.

You spelled Cory Provus wrong, it's Dan Gladden.

[twinsnorth49]

Stick a fork in Duensing, he's done.

This statement is also an annual Minnesota tradition.

[Craig Arko]

They need to get Bert in to insult the City of Detroit.

[James]

This game is making me sad.

[Squirrel]

They need to get Bert in to insult the City of Detroit.

I mean, the rest of the country does it, what's one more?

[Squirrel]

Anyone going to come down to Chicago Memoriai Day weekend for the games against the ChiSox?

[ashbury]

Just got back from my morning errands. Gotta leave again soon. I'll save the bandwidth and just say "GIF of Abe Simpson coming in and going right back out", OK? This was a game to miss. Pelfrey, yeesh.

[D. Hocking]

 

Cory Provus would like a word with you.  How dare you just take his WAE belt, and hand it to someone else.

 

I kind of like Corey.  This might not have been a bad game to have been distracted by work.  

[James]

 

Just got back from my morning errands. Gotta leave again soon. I'll save the bandwidth and just say "GIF of Abe Simpson coming in and going right back out", OK? This was a game to miss. Pelfrey, yeesh.

There you go:

 

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/3204840swsw.gif

[Willihammer]

What's not to like about Attebery or Provus?

[Mike Sixel]

 

Stick a fork in Duensing, he's done.

 

Nice try.....but this is what he is. No idea why they signed him again.

[Hrbowski]

The Twins have looked awful today.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

I don't recognize this team today, unless you count those first several games.

[Hrbowski]

 

What's not to like about Attebery or Provus?

I like Provus, and Attebery is fine during pre-game and post-game, but he always seems like he roots for the other team when he is announcing during the game.

[Danchat]

J. R. Graham is getting annihilated. I guess it's a good thing this is happening in a game that's already lost instead of a close one...

[USAFChief]

I used to have visions of Mauer being something like Miguel Cabrera. Sigh...

[Circus Boy]

Eleven to one. No fun.

[JB_Iowa]

In a way I'm glad this just got totally out of hand.  It might as well all go to hell in a handbasket at the same time.  Pitching, offense, defense.  Blech!

[Jham]

Just checked in on the score.  What happened?!  

[JB_Iowa]

Do you know that if you look for an animated gif for frustrated, almost every image contains a computer?

Commentary on our lives, I guess.

[Longdistancetwins]

Ugh.  Just checked the score at work.  You are all heroes for staying tuned into this.  At least I can bask in the glory of my New York Rangers (only NY team I really root for) for the moment...  

[James]

Another home run...

 

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/1098190/GOP_Lynch_Mob_fullsize.jpg?6b7af3dd

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Another home run...

 

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/1098190/GOP_Lynch_Mob_fullsize.jpg?6b7af3dd

Tiger tiger burning bright...

 

(I'll let someone else finish it)

[Bill]

We held Cespedes in check!!

[James]

 

We held Cespedes in check!!

Digging deep to find that silver lining.  I like it.