Game Thread, Twins vs. Athletics, 5/6 @ 7:10 pm CT

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Escobar "rocks the Kazmir"

[Riverbrian]

 

lemme guess... something to do with the number 100

 

Like you gotta leave the ball by midnight

[Riverbrian]

ESCOBAR

[ashbury]

I don't know what it is... I've stopped worrying about my appearance.

 

It just doesn't stop them.

 

Women love me... It's one of the mystery's of the universe

RuPaul night at the local bowling alley doesn't count.

[ashbury]

That's a good Lafayette or Lake Charles Accent

Up to now I thought it was NawCah'lina. "Surprise, surprise, surprise."

[Riverbrian]

 

Interesting, but I think I can tell you why, so if anybody wants to know why women love Riverbrian just PM me.

 

Well... Now you've done it.

 

You'll be returning messages for at least a week

[glunn]

I'm going home now then taking the dog to pick up dinner.  I should be back online by the 9th inning.

[nicksaviking]

It's the day of the Eddie's!

Eddie Numez might disagree, not only is he hurt, he's about to lose his job.

[ashbury]

Somebody updated the wikipedia page already??

 

probably an anonymous user in India

Dave, from AT&T Support. I recognize the IP address in the history log.

[Mill1634]

You can tell Rosario wants to stay. No way that should have been that close, but he wants to earn a spot. I love it. 

[JB_Iowa]

I always mean to ask glunn, does the dog get dinner, too?

[ashbury]

Former Twins update:

 

Mike Berardino ‏@MikeBerardino  · 2m2 minutes ago 

Chris Colabello so far to tonight: 3 for 3 with 2B, RBI and his first career SB. Playing left for #BlueJays.

They need to hire Gardy back. Just so they can fire him again, for failing to recognize the versatile talent he had right under his nose.

[Hrbowski]

I wonder if Gibson will get a complete game today.

[Hrbowski]

 

They need to hire Gardy back. Just so they can fire him again, for failing to recognize the versatile talent he had right under his nose.

Last I saw Colabello had 4 hits.

[Hrbowski]

 

I wonder if Gibson will get a complete game today.

I just jinxed it.

[Riverbrian]

 

I'm going home now then taking the dog to pick up dinner.  I should be back online by the 9th inning.

 

Last time I did that... There was slobber all over my Ribeye

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Eddie Numez might disagree, not only is he hurt, he's about to lose his job.

His going to the DL kept the Eduar-dos joke in line. Eduar-tres is too much.

[USAFChief]

 

I'm going home now then taking the dog to pick up dinner.  I should be back online by the 9th inning.

None of my business, but that seems harsh.  I've met Mrs Glunn, she's a lovely woman.

[Hrbowski]

Pressly looks pretty good.

[Riverbrian]

 

I always mean to ask glunn, does the dog get dinner, too?

 

In all seriousness (I have to type that because I can be misunderstood in those rare moments of Seriousness) 

 

Glunn likes to go to restaurants that has a dog menu along with the regular fare. 

 

He's got a great dog and he takes good care of it. 

[Platoon]

There was a time when I might have gone for Penny Marshall.  

 

We have often debated Mary Ann and Ginger, but never LaVerne and Shirley.  I wonder why.

If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand.

[ashbury]

Bout Time

That was last Saturday night.

[Hrbowski]

I am giving a spoiler alert for tomorrow's game thread; there will be something at the expense of Riverbrian.

[Platoon]

I'm eye candy, if you like overweight bald white guys who wear glasses and dress blandly. I wonder what my wife sees in me

She asked me the same question!

[Danchat]

Ryan Pressly has been more reliable than Stauffer and Boyer thus far. Our young guys in the bullpen are looking pretty good.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

steak dinners for everyone who posts a comment?

[ashbury]

 that can only mean you loved Bea Arthur.

She were a handsome woman, she were.

[Riverbrian]

 

I am giving a spoiler alert for tomorrow's game thread; there will be something at the expense of Riverbrian.

 

I'm going to have to delay dishing out a like... Just in case

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

and....... that's why you like your relievers to strike guys out.

[Riverbrian]

 

steak dinners for everyone who posts a comment?

 

a comment?