Game Thread, Twins vs. Athletics, 5/6 @ 7:10 pm CT

[USAFChief]

 

my wife doesn't read game threads.

Assumptions are dangerous things, my friend.

[Hrbowski]

 

Not the lyrics.

But you did write the music?

[ashbury]

I have a question that I need to put forward to Chief, and I want a straight forward answer. Did you write, "Take Me Out to the Ballgame."?

He had retired from the music business by then. Here is his masterpiece:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viMbnj_Ei2A

[Hrbowski]

Doug Bernier is on base!

[USAFChief]

 

Yep.

Do something camera worthy, and then wave!

[Circus Boy]

 

gaedel?

 

Guardado.

[Riverbrian]

 

http://www.referenceforbusiness.com/businesses/images/lab_0001_0001_0_img0072.jpg

Guess this Eddie.

 

Eddie Bauer? 

 

I put the question mark because you wanted a guess

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Assumptions are dangerous things, my friend.

indeed they are which is why I would be careful on the less complimentary things I could say about my bride

[Hrbowski]

 

He had retired from the music business by then. Here is his masterpiece:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viMbnj_Ei2A

That was a bit boring. But I appreciated it.

[Riverbrian]

 

my wife doesn't read game threads. She mocks me for it

 

They Know... They always know

[Riverbrian]

 

ick.

 

Ick?

 

Hmmm... OK... I'm writing that down

[USAFChief]

 

Guardado.

winner.

[ashbury]

gaedel?

No. Not Feigner either. Nor Haskell. Bauer.

 

/ didn't see that RB had answered in the meantime

[Patrick Midthun]

 

Yeah, but he landed that rbi single like a lunar module.

LOLOL

[Riverbrian]

 

Paging Riverbrian, paging Riverbrian, reaction needed on aisle 16.

 

Sorry... I got distracted

 

(Pause... Ponder it's place in this world)

 

BAHAWAWAWAWAWAWAH

[Hrbowski]

 

They Know... They always know

I know, even though I am not married I have constant opportunity to observe them.

[glunn]

I have not felt so happy about the Twins for years.  This may not last, but I am enjoying it 110% for as long as possible.

[stringer bell]

10-0.  How's that Pythag doin'?

[glunn]

 

I know, even though I am not married I have constant opportunity to observe them.

 

That's like saying that you understand how tigers think from watching them at the zoo.

[Mill1634]

MOONSHOT 

[stringer bell]

Missed that extra point on the second touchdown.

[Patrick Midthun]

GONE!

[Brock Beauchamp]

This is ridiculous.

[Patrick Midthun]

VARGAS

[Physics Guy]

Holy batting practice Batman! 

[Riverbrian]

 

I know, even though I am not married I have constant opportunity to observe them.

 

Word of advice... It turns out that there is a fine line between observing them and looking down their blouse. 

[glunn]

 

Missed that extra point on the second touchdown.

We can still go for a field goal.

[ashbury]

my wife doesn't read game threads. She mocks me for it

We do read game threads. We still mock you for it.

[Physics Guy]

Guys are getting their hacks in tonight.  Just looked this up to comment on another thread.  Santana is hitting .318 this year if you take away the Detroit series at the start of the season. 

[Patrick Midthun]

13-0. This is great. Plouffe crushed that one-hopper to 3B, bobbled, then thrown in the stands. They're frustrated. Hope we keep pouring it on.