Game Thread, Twins vs. Athletics, 5/6 @ 7:10 pm CT

[ashbury]

Well, I chose the right game for my first game of the season.

Good save, with the edit.

[Patrick Midthun]

62 consecutive games without a Mauer home run. 

[Hrbowski]

 

Well, I chose the right game for my first game of the season.

Are you at the game? If so, you are very lucky!

[ashbury]

(Pause to Ponder it's place in the world)

 

BAWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You're right. My apologies. That was Abad one.

[Riverbrian]

 

Well, I chose the right game for my first game of the season.

 

Yeah... I tried throwing a dart at the Calendar Once

[Squirrel]

 

Well, I chose the right game for my first game of the season.

Are you AT the game?

[Hrbowski]

Apparently Bob Uecker is stuck in the Brewers radio booth, but R2D2 doesn't feel sorry for him since it is larger than most NYC apartments and he has a fridge that is stocked.

[Squirrel]

Well, that was the most unhealthy dinner I've had in a long time … but it was still good

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Well, the question at this point is what year did you get married? And if indeed it was 8 years ago, what does your wife look like?

she's gorgeous and young

[ashbury]

My lord, Brad Pitt looked so young in that picture.

[USAFChief]

 

she's gorgeous and young

No, seriously.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

2

 

One to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

They had to do it twice, apparently.

[Hrbowski]

 

My lord, Brad Pitt looked so young in that picture.

I am not sure, but I believe that always33 believes that Brad Pitt was better looking when he was younger.

[Riverbrian]

 

It's the day of the Eddie's!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5b/Eddie_Munster.JPG

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I'm really not used to these nail biters.

[Riverbrian]

 

she's gorgeous and young

 

Good Answer

[Circus Boy]

Watching Escobar's almost-HR to right took me back to the afternoon when Jim Thome hit a walk-off dinger to complete a sweep of the Chisox. I know Jim's retired, but whatever became of his brother, Mel? He could really belt them out, too, I hear.

[Squirrel]

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5b/Eddie_Munster.JPG

Geeez, now I have that Uma Thurman song by Fall Out Boy in my head.

[ashbury]

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5b/Eddie_Munster.JPG

http://www.referenceforbusiness.com/businesses/images/lab_0001_0001_0_img0072.jpg

Guess this Eddie.

[mickeymental]

62 consecutive games without a Mauer home run.

 

Yeah, but he landed that rbi single like a lunar module.

[Hrbowski]

I have a question that I need to put forward to Chief, and I want a straight forward answer. Did you write, "Take Me Out to the Ballgame."?

[ashbury]

I'm really not used to these nail biters.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/ff/Nailbiter.JPG

Study this and get back to us.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

No, seriously.

my wife doesn't read game threads. She mocks me for it

[Squirrel]

ick.

[ashbury]

Watching Escobar's almost-HR to right took me back to the afternoon when Jim Thome hit a walk-off dinger to complete a sweep of the Chisox. I know Jim's retired, but whatever became of his brother, Mel? He could really belt them out, too, I hear.

Paging Riverbrian, paging Riverbrian, reaction needed on aisle 16.

[USAFChief]

 

http://www.referenceforbusiness.com/businesses/images/lab_0001_0001_0_img0072.jpg

Guess this Eddie.

gaedel?

[USAFChief]

 

I have a question that I need to put forward to Chief, and I want a straight forward answer. Did you write, "Take Me Out to the Ballgame."?

Not the lyrics.

[Hrbowski]

Apparently Chris Colabello is R2D2's favorite player and Danny Vader's is Sam Fuld.

[Brock Beauchamp]

Are you AT the game?

Yep.

[ashbury]

ick.

Correct. And concur.