Game Thread, Twins vs. Athletics, 5/6 @ 7:10 pm CT

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Yeah... I'm catching up and just reading that on page 2. 

 

You gotta fix it... Whatever it takes... Fix it.

 

I'd miss these works of art something awful. 

 

If Bark is sidelined... can anyone else put a Monkey hanging from a nose ring hanging from Paul Molitor?

 

I've thought of it and i'd like to see it now. 

Brian - I have been out of it for a week or more. You cats have got to pull your strings. I'm out of it. I want back in the game.

[Riverbrian]

 

I can't imagine living without the #1 basic necessity of life, i.e. plastic surgery. How could anybody ever succeed in the world without their beautiful (though fake) face? Horror of horrors. Such things should not be thought of.

 

Or should I quip, "Let them have plastic surgery."

 

Plastic Surgery... First off the use of the word Plastic confuses me... and the actual surgery itself sometimes goes really bad. In some cases... It's like they are trying to become the most beautiful raptor in all of Jurassic Park. 

[JB_Iowa]

 

Brian - I have been out of it for a week or more. You cats have got to pull your strings. I'm out of it. I want back in the game.

 

I'm always clueless about MACs but have you tried a different browser?

[Riverbrian]

 

Maybe I am a guy who wants his picture posting rights back, Being contrite seems the only way to go - and I am definitely being contrite.

 

IF that's the case and I have no idea if it is. You'll have some vouchers and I'm sure they will return. 

[Jerr]

After reading several days of "game threads", I think that there is a definition for the word "thread" that defines it as  "definition zzz??  ?? : "having nothing to do with the word preceding it". In this usage on these threads, referring to the current game being played, during that thread.

 

I am close or lost..???..and yes or no is not an answer

[Circus Boy]

 

 

He's dead, Jim!

[Riverbrian]

 

This sounds highly technical. I would probably consult with Brian before I take such a drastic course of action!

 

Yeah... It's an easy solve.

 

You need a new Doo-Hickey

[Circus Boy]

 

Yeah, no go. No gallery to access. Nothing to fix. A bit saddening... and I very much like Circus Boy!

 

And Circus Boy like Sheriff Bark.

[ashbury]

After reading several days of "game threads", I think that there is a definition for the word "thread" that defines it as  "definition zzz??  ?? : "having nothing to do with the word preceding it". In this usage on these threads, referring to the current game being played, during that thread.

 

I am close or lost..???..and yes or no is not an answer

This has been your Circus Boy Update, folks. I think the upshot is it's still 0-0 in the second.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Gibson escapes having runners on 2nd and 3rd.

 

Life is good. Will we get to see Rosario bat this inning?

[ashbury]

I'd like a photo of Paul Molitor with a nose ring and a small monkey hanging from the nose ring. 

No can do. How about a box of puppies instead?

 

[Jerr]

 

Gibson escapes having runners on 2nd and 3rd.

Life is good. Will we get to see Rosario bat this inning?

Nope.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Nope.

Guess not.

 

And has Oakland even hit anything his way yet?

[zchrz]

50 pitches to get through the order once yikes.

[Jerr]

 

Guess not.

And has Oakland even hit anything his way yet?

Only heard his name on intro. So, i say nope.

[Mill1634]

Rosario leading off the inning has me sitting here like...

 

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/015/3/7/it__s_party_time__chumps___gif_for_profile_by_thatnerdyowl56-d5rn5dr.gif

[Jerr]

OHHHHH MYYYYY!!!!!!!!

[Mill1634]

HOLY DAMN!!!!!!

[stringer bell]

Keep him!

[John Kelsey]

WHAT????

[JB_Iowa]

 

 

[SydneyTwinsFan]

Welcome to the Major Leagues, Eddie.

[Mill1634]

His parents look pumped. Love it. 

[zchrz]

Hes here lol!

[Jerr]

CB update Twins 1 A's 0 thanks to solo by Rosario!!!!!!

[Riverbrian]

ROSARIO!!!

 

OK... Back to catching up

[USAFChief]

I sometimes have a knack for turning on the game at an opportune time...

 

 

So far I've seen a HR from a kid's first major league PA, and a triple.

 

Gonna be hard to maintain that pace.

[ashbury]

Welcome to the Major Leagues, Eddie.

That ties some kind of major league record, doesn't it?

[USAFChief]

Oh...and pretty awesome game thread intro today, too!

[ashbury]

I sometimes have a knack for turning on the game at an opportune time...

Better man than I. I tuned in for that grand slam in the first inning the other day.