Astros (Brown) vs Twins (Ryan): 4/3/25, 3:10pm

[USAFChief]

9 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

I just spent the past week in the Virgin Islands

 

Well lah-dee,-fricken-dah.

[Brock Beauchamp]

Joe Ryan.

[Aggies7]

I thought a Christian Walker was a Lutheran without a car

[mrtwinsfan]

11 minutes ago, mrtwinsfan said:

Ryan  Xpress  

My Bad !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[exeoud]

Average Joe Ryan start against the Astros

[Aggies7]

Hey chief, what’s the Easter rabbit’s favorite mixed drink?

[CRF]

Ryan still hasn't figured out how to keep the ball in the damn yard.

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

I thought a Christian Walker was a Lutheran without a car

BOOIOOOO. Boo this man.

[mrtwinsfan]

3 minutes ago, gregens said:

Great first inning for the offense and pitching.

Great first inning

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

Hey chief, what’s the Easter rabbit’s favorite mixed drink?

A buzzed bunny?

[Aggies7]

Just now, USAFChief said:

A buzzed bunny?

A Cara-tini (TOPICAL)

I got a million of em 

[Linus]

Pablo is an intelligent man. English is his third language and he speaks English better than my in - laws (or Dan Gladden). 

[stringer bell]

It looked the second homer was on a pretty good pitch. Not so much, the first one. 

[Aggies7]

Just now, Linus said:

Pablo is an intelligent man. English is his third language and he speaks English better than my in - laws (or Dan Gladden). 

This tidbit is getting close to Kepler’s parents are ballerinas territory 😂

[Linus]

2 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

This tidbit is getting close to Kepler’s parents are ballerinas territory 😂

That my in laws can’t speak English?

[shortround81]

You could tell me Nelson Cruz insults puppies and I would still cheer for him

[Tlaker]

21 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

I just spent the past week in the Virgin Islands

It's ****ing cold here, man.

BVI ….. I could absolutely spend the rest of my retirement right there on any beach!! Paradise 

[Brock Beauchamp]

I didn't realize the Twins were allowed to steal bases.

[Aggies7]

74 degrees right now over here in Pa. Don’t mean to brag 

[mrtwinsfan]

Twins hitters could be pretty good if they LEARNED to swing in the Zone,  

[shortround81]

6 minutes ago, Linus said:

Pablo is an intelligent man. English is his third language and he speaks English better than my in - laws (or Dan Gladden). 

I'm sure Dustin Morse is great at his job, but when he asked Nelly to speak in English I was fuming. They subtitled him regardless

[ziggy]

7 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

A Cara-tini (TOPICAL)

I got a million of em 

I've never even seen a Cara-tina and you have a million of them? Where do you get them?

[Aggies7]

4 minutes ago, ziggy said:

I've never even seen a Cara-tina and you have a million of them? Where do you get them?

Hard to find, you have to really HUNT them down 

[mrtwinsfan]

Still thinking were wasting Castro as a leadoff hitter against r.h. pitching,  when he is in a groove ,  like he is now

[Tlaker]

10 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

This tidbit is getting close to Kepler’s parents are ballerinas territory 😂

I didn’t know about Kepler’s parents, until watching the Phillies game earlier today!!

[ziggy]

 

[Mike Sixel]

20 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Eh, I mean anywhere in the Caribbean is nice but I preferred Puerto Rico by a wide margin. I LOVED my trip to Puerto Rico.

Also a great place

[mrtwinsfan]

And remember who we got for Nelson Cruz ??   hint he is pitching today !!!!!

[Linus]

2 minutes ago, mrtwinsfan said:

And remember who we got for Nelson Cruz ??   hint he is pitching today !!!!!

Has to be the best move of the Falvey era. 

[Danchat]

Just now, Linus said:

Has to be the best move of the Falvey era. 

Signing him and trading him away were both A+ moves!