GAME THREAD: Twins (Ryan) at Royals (Lugo); 03/30/2024, 3:10pm CT

[MMMordabito]

Way to pitch, Joe.

[Squirrel]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Well done, Ryan.

Yep

[sampleSizeOfOne]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Well done, Ryan.

Not rare...

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Castro on again.

[Joe A. Preusser]

12 minutes ago, GusGus11 said:

Ill say this

 

If the corpse of Carlos Santana is going to be an everyday hitter and in the middle of the order. Our ceiling massively plummets.

6 ABs huh?  That's your threshold? 😁

[cHawk]

Somebody needs to drive in some runs.

[Joe A. Preusser]

2 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Not rare...

He's a better pitcher than grillmaster.  Actually for all I know he's also an excellent grill master too.  

[ib uk]

Lugo's actually looking pretty good, I'll admit

[Parfigliano]

2 minutes ago, Joe A. Preusser said:

6 ABs huh?  That's your threshold? 😁

With Santana yes.

[USAFChief]

9 minutes ago, Joe A. Preusser said:

6 ABs huh?  That's your threshold? 😁

Try since 2019.

[RickOShea]

7 minutes ago, Parfigliano said:

With Santana yes.

This is quite some offensive match up.

[ashbury]

1 hour ago, USAFChief said:

After all these years, Mrs Chief told me today she thinks I have trouble expressing my emotions.

I can't say I'm surprised.

Mrs. Ash thinks I don't know how to act my age.  But I've never been this old before.

[USAFChief]

9 minutes ago, cHawk said:

Somebody needs to drive in some runs.

Still the most valuable thing a hitter can do.

I'll never understand the "RBI are meaningless" crowd.

[ashbury]

I see it's nothing to nothing.   Good!  I haven't missed anything.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Try since 2019.

I hope he gets 2019 ABs this year.

Wonder what our team batting average would need to be to make that happen?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, ashbury said:

Mrs. Ash thinks I don't know how to act my age.  But I've never been this old before.

Why it is called acting.

[USAFChief]

Our dog, Kirby, ate a whole bag of scrabble tiles yesterday. Sheesh.

He hasn't pooped since, so we took him to the vet.

 

...

 

wait for it

 

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No word yet.

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, ashbury said:

I see it's nothing to nothing.   Good!  I haven't missed anything.

Quite the contrary...you've missed EVERYthing.

[Parfigliano]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Our dog, Kirby, ate a whole bag of scrabble tiles yesterday. Sheesh.

He hasn't pooped since, so we took him to the vet.

 

...

 

wait for it

 

///

 

No word yet.

Still waiting

[sampleSizeOfOne]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Our dog, Kirby, ate a whole bag of scrabble tiles yesterday. Sheesh.

He hasn't pooped since, so we took him to the vet.

 

...

 

wait for it

 

///

 

No word yet.

Hope the vets' office is on a triple word score.

[ashbury]

3 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Quite the contrary...you've missed EVERYthing.

As expected.

[USAFChief]

offense is offensive

[Joe A. Preusser]

11 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Try since 2019.

No, I think he's had more than 6 ABs since 2019?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

8 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Quite the contrary...you've missed EVERYthing.

I hope there's nothing to miss now, either.

[USAFChief]

Witt Jr is a good looking ball player.

[RickOShea]

Twins have difficulty handling pressure on a lot of defensive plays.

[ashbury]

How did Witt not destroy his right quad with that double?

[ashbury]

5 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

offense is offensive

There's no defending that.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Witt Jr is a good looking ball player.

Plays pretty good too.

[RickOShea]

once again, we get schooled/