Game Thread: Rangers (Scherzer) v Twins (Ryan), 8/26 @ 6:15pm CT

[Nine of twelve]

Just now, USAFChief said:

We know who to blame.

When will I ever learn?

[Squirrel]

Just now, mrtwinsfan said:

Captain Hook strikes again,   Rocco !!!

🙄 The guy just came off the IL. I'm surprised he wasn't pulled earlier, tbh

[USAFChief]

5 minutes ago, Jocko87 said:

Through the ump?

"Oh, the humanity!"

[IndianaTwin]

Just now, davidborton said:

I thought the Rangers radio booth was so bad I switched back to Gladden.,

They’re not stellar.

And with all the BBQ in Texas, they have the Louisiana Hot Sauce Network?

[mrtwinsfan]

1 minute ago, mrtwinsfan said:

Captain Hook strikes again,   Rocco !!!

Right move,  im just not a big Theilbar fan,   Would like to see Funderburk get a shot,  

[Dave Borton]

Just now, IndianaTwin said:

 

And with all the BBQ in Texas, they have the Louisiana Hot Sauce Network?

Noted as well.

[Nine of twelve]

Hip. Hip…

[IndianaTwin]

3 minutes ago, Nine of twelve said:

When will I ever learn?

Where have all the flowers gone?

[NotAboutWinning]

Polanco!!!! Make it 1-2 Kep!

[Mortimerkenny21]

Polanco! Woohoo!

[Dave Borton]

Is the vest gone? Didn't see Polanco having it on.

[Aggies7]

2 minutes ago, mrtwinsfan said:

Right move,  im just not a big Theilbar fan,   Would like to see Funderburk get a shot,  

Where’d we get him? IKEA?

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Nine of twelve said:

Hip. Hip…

...Jorge!

[Jocko87]

Just now, davidborton said:

Is the vest gone? Didn't see Polanco having it on.

It was there.

[Dave Borton]

Anyone else tired of HRs and batter standing in box admiring their work. It seems Columbus has sailed over the edge of the map on this stuff.

[BH67]

Polanco v Scherzer: Unpredictable.

Gallo v Scherzer: So predictable that Vegas bookmakers won't lay odds.

[Aggies7]

Just now, davidborton said:

Anyone else tired of HRs and batter standing in box admiring their work. It seems Columbus has sailed over the edge of the map on this stuff.

Far worse is the post homer dugout silliness. The white Sox have a robe they give out. They may lose 100 games 

[Sutter50]

1 minute ago, davidborton said:

Anyone else tired of HRs and batter standing in box admiring their work. It seems Columbus has sailed over the edge of the map on this stuff.

No

[IndianaTwin]

6 minutes ago, davidborton said:

I thought the Rangers radio booth was so bad I switched back to Gladden.,

From the Louisiana Hot Sauce Network, “If you’re going to hit it over the 23-foot-high wall, you’ve got to get the ball up.”

Yep, at least 23 feet. 

[Mortimerkenny21]

Nice to tie it back up, but wished they would've worked over Scherzer a little more. Hopefully he is done.

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

Far worse is the post homer dugout silliness. The white Sox have a robe they give out. They may lose 100 games 

Got no problems with the post homer dugout silliness.

The pimping is bush. 

[Nine of twelve]

I’m not going to say what I did before. 

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, IndianaTwin said:

From the Louisiana Hot Sauce Network, “If you’re going to hit it over the 23-foot-high wall, you’ve got to get the ball up.”

Yep, at least 23 feet. 

I'd say at least 23 feet 1.5 inches

[Squirrel]

Just now, Nine of twelve said:

I’m not going to say what I did before. 

What was that?

[ziggy]

Pagan time. Chits about to get real.

[IndianaTwin]

Just now, USAFChief said:

I'd say at least 23 feet 1.5 inches

Wait — did you just take a baseball’s diameter and divide it by two?

[Jocko87]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Got no problems with the post homer dugout silliness.

The pimping is bush. 

Whatever that was that Garcia did absolutely was.  I'm more OK with it in a big spot but the 6th inning on an 8 game losing streak is dumb.  I'm from the act like you are going to do it again camp.  Wallner reactions are almost perfect.

[Nine of twelve]

4 minutes ago, Nine of twelve said:

I’m not going to say what I did before. 

 

3 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

What was that?

What was what?

[Squirrel]

4 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Got no problems with the post homer dugout silliness.

The pimping is bush. 

I don't mind it if we do it. Don't like it when the opponent does it ... 

[Aggies7]

5 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Got no problems with the post homer dugout silliness.

The pimping is bush. 

Phrasing