Game Thread: Twins (Lopez) @ Cardinals (Mikolas), 8/1/2023 @ 6:45 CT

[Schmoeman5]

3 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Here's a snippet. I'm going to be honest here and it took me so long to find this. I've worked an obscene amount of hours lately and may have eaten something shortly after the deadline that makes it really hard to do... well, pretty much everything.

He sounds like he's running for the Senate 

[Timbo]

3 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

Buckle your seat> It's going to be a bumpy ride in the ninth.

We’re through the toughest part

of the order. Light up the flame thrower

[cHawk]

[RickOShea]

What a tool!

[Elite Benchwarmer]

2 outs

 

[Brock Beauchamp]

Just now, Schmoeman5 said:

He sounds like he's running for the Senate 

Yeah, that's what makes ya angry, right?

[CoastiePilot08]

Looking forward to the deadline moves tomorrow. 
 

oh wait. 

[Parfigliano]

Just now, Brock Beauchamp said:

Yeah, that's what makes ya angry, right?

Yup

[Aggies7]

Duran is turning into Everyday Eddie with better stuff 

[CoastiePilot08]

7 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Here's a snippet. I'm going to be honest here and it took me so long to find this. I've worked an obscene amount of hours lately and may have eaten something shortly after the deadline that makes it really hard to do... well, pretty much everything.

What a tool

[Schmoeman5]

1 minute ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Yeah, that's what makes ya angry, right?

Yeah. He talked for 38 seconds which I'll never get back, without saying anything. 

[Irishman]

Astros F. Valdez threw no hitter tonight.

[Brock Beauchamp]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

Duran is turning into Everyday Eddie with better stuff literally 15mph faster stuff 

The thing is that I think your descriptor maybe isn't accurate while mine is.

[mrtwinsfan]

4 minutes ago, Elite Benchwarmer said:

Framber Valdez pitching a no-hitter vs Cleveland.  One out in the 9th.

3 out 

[cHawk]

Winner!

[Tlaker]

Winner

[glunn]

Nice win!

[Parfigliano]

1 minute ago, Irishman said:

Astros F. Valdez threw no hitter tonight.

I'm Parfigliano and I approve this message.

[Nine of twelve]

A much-needed win.

[Schmoeman5]

Nice game. And not to be negative.  Polanco can't play 3rd any more though.

[USAFChief]

winnah.

[Parfigliano]

1 minute ago, Schmoeman5 said:

Nice game. And not to be negative.  Polanco can't play 3rd any more though.

He cant play it now.

[USAFChief]

9 minutes ago, Schmoeman5 said:

He sounds like he's running for the Senate 

I ******* **** hate that ******** ***** ***.

******.  *** ******!

I'm pissed!

[IaBeanCounter]

Duran gets the save, but his ERA in August is 9

[Tlaker]

2 minutes ago, IaBeanCounter said:

Duran gets the save, but his ERA in August is 9

You really are a bean counter!! How many soybeans in a prime Iowa 80 acre field? Huhmm?

[Schmoeman5]

Just now, USAFChief said:

I ******* **** hate that ******** ***** ***.

******.  *** ******!

I'm pissed!

I don't call for people's jobs. If the Twins don't take the division, because there is that possibility. He should be fired

[Nine of twelve]

Just now, USAFChief said:

I ******* **** hate that ******** ***** ***.

******.  *** ******!

I'm pissed!

You are entitled to feel the way you feel, but there are other events that occurred today that stir much stronger feelings in me than anything the Twins did or didn't do. Of course I want the best for the Twins but I just can't get too worked up about the team's front office.

[Parfigliano]

3 minutes ago, IaBeanCounter said:

Duran gets the save, but his ERA in August is 9

Math!!!!

[Schmoeman5]

And I knew management was going to come out with that "we believe in our guys" line

[USAFChief]

3 minutes ago, Nine of twelve said:

You are entitled to feel the way you feel, but there are other events that occurred today that stir much stronger feelings in me than anything the Twins did or didn't do. Of course I want the best for the Twins but I just can't get too worked up about the team's front office.

Adjust your sarcasmeter.