Game Thread: Twins (Lopez) v Royals (Marsh), 7/5/23 @ 6:40 CT

[jkcarew]

Both of these teams are at the very top of the league in terms of quickest average games.

For obvious reasons.

[wsnydes]

3 minutes ago, davidborton said:

Me as well. Didn't read the thread. Is this a vibrating bed?

 

[Squirrel]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Looking for the best deal on a powerball ticket?

I didn’t really, but there are three within spitting distance in different directions … I could have but it would have taken me 10 extra minutes

[wsnydes]

4 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Looking for the best deal on a powerball ticket?

Looking for the one that matches her shoes!

[Squirrel]

Does Pablo come out for the 8th? Or is he done?

[USAFChief]

Just now, wsnydes said:

Looking for the one that matches her shoes!

Dude. C'mon. You're smarter than this.

[USAFChief]

Just now, Squirrel said:

Does Pablo come out for the 8th? Or is he done?

Yes

[wsnydes]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Dude. C'mon. You're smarter than this.

I'm smart enough not to click on any definitely forthcoming links!

[USAFChief]

Jeffers!!11!

[Mike Sixel]

7 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Well, Mike is the one with the quarters …. You’ll have to ask him 

Sorry, used them all. My bad.

[Mike Sixel]

7 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Well, Mike is the one with the quarters …. You’ll have to ask him 

Sorry, used them all. My bad.

[Mike Sixel]

7 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Well, Mike is the one with the quarters …. You’ll have to ask him 

Sorry, used them all. My bad.

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Jeffers!!11!

As expected.

[Mike Sixel]

Oops. 

[PDX Twin]

Just now, Mike Sixel said:

Sorry, used them all. My bad.

Is there an echo in here?

[USAFChief]

I wonder if Mike has any quarters left 

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, Mike Sixel said:

Oops. 

Fixed.  I got you!

[Dave Borton]

Quote

Me as well. Didn't read the thread. Is this a vibrating bed?

 Figured out what the quarters are for.I

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, Mike Sixel said:

Oops. 

 

Just now, wsnydes said:

Fixed.  I got you!

Unfixed.  The jokes were quicker than I was.  Sorry!

[USAFChief]

Just now, wsnydes said:

 

The jokes were quicker than I was.  

Heh

[MMMordabito]

This eighth inning couldn't have started any better.

[MMMordabito]

There's a DRS for Kep!

[2wins87]

Great catch to keep the complete game shutout in play!

[USAFChief]

He gets to start the 9th

[Squirrel]

10 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Dude. C'mon. You're smarter than this.

Is he?

11 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

I'm smart enough not to click on any definitely forthcoming links!

 

[SwainZag]

No activity in the bullpen.... love it!

[wsnydes]

Just now, Squirrel said:

Is he?

 

Yes.

[Squirrel]

8 minutes ago, Mike Sixel said:

Oops. 

It’s the vibrating bed

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

Is he?

 

And I was smart enough to predict that a link was coming!🤪

[PDX Twin]

How can Cuzzi call that a ball?

Cuzzi doesn't know any better!