Game Thread: Twins (Gray) v Red Sox (Whitlock), 6/21/23 @ 6:40 CT

[wsnydes]

Just now, USAFChief said:

12??

 

You're drinking the cheap swill?

Only on Wednesdays.

[USAFChief]

4 minutes ago, IndianaTwin said:

Speaking of wallets and money and stuff, I was in a pet store the other day. There was a bird cage there that had a bunch of quarters, dimes and pennies in it for the birds to peck around on. When I asked why there weren't any five-cent pieces, the owner told me it was a nickleless cage. 

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

Edit: ninja'd 

[wsnydes]

3 minutes ago, IndianaTwin said:

Speaking of wallets and money and stuff, I was in a pet store the other day. There was a bird cage there that had a bunch of quarters, dimes and pennies in it for the birds to peck around on. When I asked why there weren't any five-cent pieces, the owner told me it was a nickleless cage. 

Booooooooooooooooooooooo!

[CRF]

Ah...sh*t!

[Riverbrian]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

12??

 

You're drinking the cheap swill?

Yeah that's nothing. A friend my mine has a can of Falstaff from the 50's. 

He said he was going to drink it next year. 

[Aggies7]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

Booooooooooooooooooooooo!

[wsnydes]

3 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

Edit: ninja'd 

Not by me.  I was just joining in on the chorus!

[USAFChief]

11 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

6 out save for Duran is my guess

We know who to blame.

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, Riverbrian said:

Yeah that's nothing. A friend my mine has a can of Falstaff from the 50's. 

He said he was going to drink it next year. 

Wow.  Hope it's still good and sealed!

[USAFChief]

3 minutes ago, Riverbrian said:

Yeah that's nothing. A friend my mine has a can of Falstaff from the 50's. 

He said he was going to drink it next year. 

I recommend room temperature 

[USAFChief]

W for Duran is my guess.

[Riverbrian]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

I recommend room temperature 

I get easily confused but I've always assumed that all rooms were room temperature. 

[Aggies7]

4 minutes ago, Riverbrian said:

Yeah that's nothing. A friend my mine has a can of Falstaff from the 50's. 

He said he was going to drink it next year. 

I used to drink.

I still do. But I used to too.

[Riverbrian]

Coldplay Lead Vocalist on the mound. 

I hope he pitches nasally as well. 

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Riverbrian said:

I get easily confused but I've always assumed that all rooms were room temperature. 

You're absolutely correct.

You do get easily confused. 

[Riverbrian]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

I used to drink.

I still do. But I used to too.

I met Mitch Hedberg once... He was pretty wrecked when I met him and I kid you not... It was about 7 in the morning. 

One of my favorites though. 

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

I used to drink.

I still do. But I used to too.

Good one, Mitch.

[Nine of twelve]

Just now, Riverbrian said:

I met Mitch Hedberg once... He was pretty wrecked when I met him and I kid you not... It was about 7 in the morning. 

One of my favorites though. 

You can't drink all day if you don't start right away in the morning.

[Aggies7]

1 minute ago, Riverbrian said:

I met Mitch Hedberg once... He was pretty wrecked when I met him and I kid you not... It was about 7 in the morning. 

One of my favorites though. 

Was he eating a club sandwich?

[Riverbrian]

Just now, Nine of twelve said:

You can't drink all day if you don't start right away in the morning.

I don't think it was alcohol. 

[Riverbrian]

2 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

Was he eating a club sandwich?

He wasn't a member. 

[Riverbrian]

I also once pissed off Skippy from Family Ties. 

[CoastiePilot08]

Go twins! 

[Aggies7]

2 minutes ago, Riverbrian said:

He wasn't a member. 

I don’t know how I keep getting away with it!

[MMMordabito]

Sounds like Jorge Lopez got put on the SBL

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Riverbrian said:

I also once pissed off Skippy from Family Ties. 

Some snappy "damn Skippy I do!" response?

[IndianaTwin]

Got a Duran-Duran matchup here. Hope Jhoan doesn't come undone. 

[Danchat]

Fun fact: Duran has given up just 2 earned runs in the past 18.2 innings.

[Riverbrian]

22 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Some snappy "damn Skippy I do!" response?

 

[Richie the Rally Goat]

1 hour ago, RickOShea said:

What did that lead last, 14 minutes?

About the time it took me to respond to that joke