Game Thread: Twins (Gray) v Red Sox (Whitlock), 6/21/23 @ 6:40 CT

[Nine of twelve]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

Hey hey hey it’s 2023 here boomer 

Chief's not a boomer. His grandchildren are, though.

[Aggies7]

Just now, wsnydes said:

That's why just the one picture.  Thick wallets suck to sit on.

Easy solution. Just be poor 

[MMMordabito]

Kepler! He heating up!

[Riverbrian]

1 minute ago, Winston Smith said:

He has been put in the same category as math on this thread

Nope... He is certainly an interesting tropic to talk about. 

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Nine of twelve said:

This is his 24th season as a broadcaster. At this point I don't think he's teachable.

And I don't think there's enough lawyers, guns or money to get Gladden to a broadcast school. 

[Winston Smith]

1 minute ago, OvertheHill said:

Kepler will be cemented in the lineup now….

They may give him an extension tomorrow..

[wsnydes]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

Easy solution. Just be poor 

That doesn't work if you're carrying around a bunch of unnecessary pictures though!

[USAFChief]

Just now, Nine of twelve said:

Chief's not a boomer. His grandchildren are, though.

Yeah. 

The young ones 

[CRF]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Kepler. As expected. 

We're never gonna get rid of the guy, are we?

[Aggies7]

49 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”

The frog is thrilled! “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?”

“No,” says his advisor, “in her biology class.

[IndyTwinsFan]

1 minute ago, CRF said:

We're never gonna get rid of the guy, are we?

 

1 minute ago, CRF said:

We're never gonna get rid of the guy, are we?

Not as long as Rocco is still around. 

[USAFChief]

4 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

That's why just the one picture.  Thick wallets suck to sit on.

Brag much?

[Aggies7]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Brag much?

Mr Moneybags ovah here

[Nine of twelve]

Taylor fires out the runner. Just playing up to his ability. If our batters could play up to their abilities we'd have a 10-game lead in the division.

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Brag much?

 

Just now, Aggies7 said:

Mr Moneybags ovah here

Figured it was implied with my Scotch habit.

[mrtwinsfan]

M.A.T.    Making a great throw, and  if he read the twitter qoute about Bucky, Mr Taylor is NOW playing for a nice big Payday Nice Play

[Aggies7]

Late one night, a moth flies into a podiatrist’s office…

”doc”, he says, “I’m really down in the dumps. I’ve lost my job, my wife is unfaithful and my kids hate my guts. I’m stuck in a rut and thinking about ending it all”

”I’m terribly sorry to hear that, but there’s not much I can do for you. After all I’m just a podiatrist! Why’d you come in here in the first place?!”

The moth replies, “the light was on”
 

 

[IndianaTwin]

3 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Brag much?

Think Snydes knows you're supposed to take the picture out of the frame before you put it in your wallet? 

[USAFChief]

6 out save for Duran is my guess

[wsnydes]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

Late one night, a moth flies into a podiatrist’s office…

”doc”, he says, “I’m really down in the dumps. I’ve lost my job, my wife is unfaithful and my kids hate my guts. I’m stuck in a rut and thinking about ending it all”

”I’m terribly sorry to hear that, but there’s not much I can do for you. After all I’m just a podiatrist! Why’d you come in here in the first place?!”

The moth replies, “the light was on”
 

 

Cliffs notes of Norm MacDonald's longest joke ever?

[wsnydes]

Just now, IndianaTwin said:

Think Snydes knows you're supposed to take the picture out of the frame before you put it in your wallet? 

NOW someone tells me!

[Riverbrian]

2 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

 

Figured it was implied with my Scotch habit.

Do you remember this day. You were so happy.  

[Aggies7]

Just now, wsnydes said:

Cliffs notes of Norm MacDonald's longest joke ever?

Yes I left out the bit about his Russian named son resenting him 😂 wouldn’t come across as well in writing!

[wsnydes]

Just now, Riverbrian said:

Do you remember this day. You were so happy.  

It was glorious!

 

Until I was told that I had to wait 12 years to actually drink the grain I was swimming in!

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

Yes I left out the bit about his Russian named son resenting him 😂 wouldn’t come across as well in writing!

Probably would be pushing a character limit with the whole joke too. 😆

[Riverbrian]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

It was glorious!

 

Until I was told that I had to wait 12 years to actually drink the grain I was swimming in!

I malt it much quicker using ice cream. 

[IndianaTwin]

Speaking of wallets and money and stuff, I was in a pet store the other day. There was a bird cage there that had a bunch of quarters, dimes and pennies in it for the birds to peck around on. When I asked why there weren't any five-cent pieces, the owner told me it was a nickleless cage. 

[wsnydes]

Just now, Riverbrian said:

I malt it much quicker using ice cream. 

That's good thinkin'!

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

It was glorious!

 

Until I was told that I had to wait 12 years to actually drink the grain I was swimming in!

12??

 

You're drinking the cheap swill?

[Aggies7]

1 minute ago, IndianaTwin said:

Speaking of wallets and money and stuff, I was in a pet store the other day. There was a bird cage there that had a bunch of quarters, dimes and pennies in it for the birds to peck around on. When I asked why there weren't any five-cent pieces, the owner told me it was a nickleless cage.