Game Thread: Twins (Varland) @ Blue Jays (Gausman), 6/11/23 @ 12:37 CT

[Craig Arko]

Just now, Blyleven2011 said:

Im mad too and also mad at my app which isn't working here at the lake to good.  , constantly rebutting it ,,,

App: No, no, no!

You: Yes, yes, yes!

[wsnydes]

Just now, Squirrel said:

You don’t think I already did that? The neighbors caked the cops on me

Cops like donuts, not cake.  Just sayin'.

[glunn]

Whew.

[Craig Arko]

The bullpen is suddenly a strength.

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

If all of the umpires have to leave the game due to injury, do they forfeit?

What would the umpires forfeit?

[Blyleven2011]

Eighth inning coming up  , 

We need  another 7 run inning , it's been a few inning since I went hooray  hurrah  

[Sutter50]

Good job Jax

[Squirrel]

Just now, wsnydes said:

Cops like donuts, not cake.  Just sayin'.

You got that quoted as I was fixing it

[glunn]

We need insurance runs.

[Squirrel]

Just now, Craig Arko said:

The bullpen is suddenly a strength.

Ebb and flow, ebb and flow … we ride the tides, can’t stop ‘em

[Craig Arko]

2 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

Cops like donuts, not cake.  Just sayin'.

Twinkies. See Die Hard.

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

What would the umpires forfeit?

No idea.  I was just wondering if they'd forfeit.

[Craig Arko]

Just now, Squirrel said:

Ebb and flow, ebb and flow … we ride the tides, can’t stop ‘em

Mahler’s Beach Boys Symphony. 

[Blyleven2011]

1 minute ago, Sutter50 said:

Good job Jax

Pagan is warming up  ...

Oh no ... say it ain't so , Joe 

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

You got that quoted as I was fixing it

Something something payback something something.

[rwilfong86]

Infuriating.

[glunn]

This ump is robbing us.

[Squirrel]

1 minute ago, Craig Arko said:

Twinkies. See Die Hard.

Yippee ki yay, 🤬, yippee ki yay!

[IndianaTwin]

3 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

Cops like donuts, not cake.  Just sayin'.

Is getting caked like getting teepeed? Probably tastes better.  

[Blyleven2011]

Here's a thought , 

If the umpiring wasn't so bad maybe the twins  wouldn't have seventeen strikeouts a game ...

[Squirrel]

1 minute ago, Blyleven2011 said:

Pagan is warming up  ...

Oh no ... say it ain't so , Joe 

You’ve kept us in the lead so far today, don’t let us down now!

[ashbury]

Just now, Craig Arko said:

Mahler’s Beach Boys Symphony. 

The panel would also have accepted Hebrides Overture.

[wsnydes]

Just now, IndianaTwin said:

Is getting caked like getting teepeed? Probably tastes better.  

Maybe that's the Chicago equivalent?  People In high rise buildings drop cakes on people below out of spite.

[USAFChief]

4 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

No idea.  I was just wondering if they'd forfeit.

That reminds me...what do you call a fawn born without sight?

[Squirrel]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

Maybe that's the Chicago equivalent?  People In high rise buildings drop cakes on people below out of spite.

Hmmm … an idea is forming …

[wsnydes]

Just now, USAFChief said:

That reminds me...what do you call a fawn born without sight?

Blindfawnded?

[ashbury]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

That reminds me...what do you call a fawn born without sight?

 

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

Hmmm … an idea is forming …

Close, Squirrel. So close.

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

Hmmm … an idea is forming …

So that's why you're remodeling your kitchen...

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, ashbury said:

 

Close, Squirrel. So close.

Maybe even a little sinister...

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

Blindfawnded?

Close, but I don't think that's correct. In fact, I have...

Wait for it...

 

No eye deer.