Game Thread: Twins (Gray) v Astros (France), 5/29/23 @ 3:10 CT

[RickOShea]

If Altuve would be at least 4'10" he would have caught that hit by Lewis.

[Craig Arko]

This kid can hit.

[Dave Borton]

Atta' boy Max.

[ashbury]

Welp this just sets us up for heartbreak, but good inning there.

[cHawk]

Royce Lewis: the beacon of light this team (and fanbase) needed.

[wsnydes]

Just now, cHawk said:

Royce Lewis: the beacon of light this team (and fanbase) needed.

But don't necessarily deserve.

[Squirrel]

Damn it … I missed it because I was putting clothes into the washing machine!

[Mortimerkenny21]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

But don't necessarily deserve.

We're not worthy, we're scum!!

[Squirrel]

5 minutes ago, Mortimerkenny21 said:

Holy mackerel!! 

That is great all purpose usage there! For both the good and the bad! Lol!

[mrtwinsfan]

Like slow Death, 4-20   time,  And im Legal with it

[wsnydes]

Just now, Mortimerkenny21 said:

We're not worthy, we're scum!!

 

[ashbury]

9 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Damn it … I missed it because I was putting clothes into the washing machine!

You went full laundry?  Everyone knows you never go full laundry.

[Mortimerkenny21]

Just now, wsnydes said:

 

Ahh there it is! Thanks for the help!

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Damn it … I missed it because I was putting clothes into the washing machine!

That'll learn ya!

[Squirrel]

Just now, wsnydes said:

That'll learn ya!

Well, I can’t keep putting off the laundry … I need to have underwear to wear to work tomorrow. I don’t do commando.

[wsnydes]

Just now, Squirrel said:

Well, I can’t keep putting off the laundry … I need to have underwear to wear to work tomorrow. I don’t do commando.

Did you already turn them inside out?

[CRF]

1 minute ago, ashbury said:

You went full laundry?  Everyone know you never go full laundry.

Tropic Thunder is one of the funniest movies ever made. It's laugh your a** off from start to finish!

[RickOShea]

Just now, Squirrel said:

Well, I can’t keep putting off the laundry … I need to have underwear to wear to work tomorrow. I don’t do commando.

TMI!

[ashbury]

"Let's keep the 360s to a minimum there, Willi."

[glunn]

I do not understand the decision to pull Gray. Did he appear to be injured?

[cHawk]

Just now, ashbury said:

"Let's keep the 360s to a minimum there, Willi."

I much prefer 180s.

[ashbury]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

Did you already turn them inside out?

[mrtwinsfan]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

Did you already turn them inside out?

Good one

[Mortimerkenny21]

To the 10th we go!

[ashbury]

1 minute ago, glunn said:

I do not understand the decision to pull Gray. Did he appear to be injured?

First two batters of the 7th inning reached.  Rocco made his move.

[Squirrel]

Just now, Mortimerkenny21 said:

To the 10th we go!

So, you’re saying there’s still hope?

[mrtwinsfan]

1 minute ago, glunn said:

I do not understand the decision to pull Gray. Did he appear to be injured?

I do not understand the decision to pull Gray.   You are not alone

[cHawk]

Who needs to rub two sticks together when you have Duran?

[Parfigliano]

2 minutes ago, glunn said:

I do not understand the decision to pull Gray. Did he appear to be injured?

One word.  Rocco.

[Squirrel]

3 minutes ago, ashbury said:

"Let's keep the 360s to a minimum there, Willi."

We used to do these in parking lots in winter, but we called them donuts