Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 5/4 @ 1:10 CT

[Aggies7]

Just now, notoriousgod71 said:

Stewart with a bobby keppel escape.

Lmao a bobby keppel reference !

[notoriousgod71]

Just now, notoriousgod71 said:

Stewart with a bobby keppel escape.

Good thing keppel never gave up in his hunt for Ted Bundy.

[mrtwinsfan]

Buck , your our only Hope

[Aggies7]

Good grief

[USAFChief]

I can't even..

 

[stringer bell]

Buxton has been one of the few that haven't chased much lately.........until that at-bat.

[Aggies7]

Surely they’ll walk JP

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

Surely they’ll walk JP

Nope. 

And don't call me Shirley. 

[Puckett34]

2 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

Surely they’ll walk JP

[bighat]

Larnach has struck out 6 times in a row? 

Didn't Buxton have 10 straight K's earlier this season? 

Isn't the goal of these ghost runners to make it easier for teams to score in extra innings simply by putting the ball in play? 

Just how inept is this team, offensively? 

[Aggies7]

What sort of hat does one get for striking out 6 times in a row?

[ashbury]

Welp.

[USAFChief]

Not to worry. Pagan's got this.

[Puckett34]

Just now, bighat said:

Larnach has struck out 6 times in a row? 

Didn't Buxton have 10 straight K's earlier this season? 

Isn't the goal of these ghost runners to make it easier for teams to score in extra innings simply by putting the ball in play? 

Just how inept is this team, offensively? 

[rwilfong86]

[RickOShea]

a hat connected to a positive and negative electrode.

[notoriousgod71]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

What sort of hat does one get for striking out 6 times in a row?

A dunce hat.

[Aggies7]

You know it’s bad when you have two chances with the manfred rule and you don’t even ADVANCE THE RUNNER 

[ashbury]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

What sort of hat does one get for striking out 6 times in a row?

/ edit - ninja'ed by RickOShea, though maybe I get some points for artistic merit

[bighat]

Ground ball to the right hand side and a sac fly, and you're ahead. 

Not one Twin even put the ball in play, three straight K's in the 11th. Just an embarrassment, this isn't baseball, this is pure garbage. 

Larnach needs to be sent down, bring up Kirilloff now. Anyone who can make contact, good lord. 

[notoriousgod71]

How many pitches does it take pagan to lose this?

[bighat]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

What sort of hat does one get for striking out 6 times in a row?

Hopefully a St. Paul Saints hat. 

[RickOShea]

Just now, RickOShea said:

a hat connected to a positive and negative electrode.

don't forget to dampen the sponge!

Just now, RickOShea said:

a hat connected to a positive and negative electrode.

 

[wavedog]

Useless for us to start with a live runner on 2nd in extra innings - might as well put a statue out on the base.    

[Aggies7]

Just now, notoriousgod71 said:

A dunce hat.

I was thinking dunce hat or one of those striped beanies with a propeller on it 

[mrtwinsfan]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

What sort of hat does one get for striking out 6 times in a row?

Uber ride to st paul  maybe

[notoriousgod71]

Just now, bighat said:

Ground ball to the right hand side and a sac fly, and you're ahead. 

Not one Twin even put the ball in play, three straight K's in the 11th. Just an embarrassment, this isn't baseball, this is pure garbage. 

Larnach needs to be sent down, bring up Kirilloff now. Anyone who can make contact, good lord. 

Arraez? Astudillo?

[Aggies7]

1 minute ago, bighat said:

Ground ball to the right hand side and a sac fly, and you're ahead. 

Not one Twin even put the ball in play, three straight K's in the 11th. Just an embarrassment, this isn't baseball, this is pure garbage. 

Larnach needs to be sent down, bring up Kirilloff now. Anyone who can make contact, good lord. 

Some guy last week caught a ton of flak for suggesting Larnach should be sent down even after he homered against the Yankees. Can’t remember the poster’s name but I’m sure he’s smiling somewhere now 

[rwilfong86]

Just now, notoriousgod71 said:

Arraez? Astudillo?

These are the situations where Arraez is sorely missed. 

[Parfigliano]

3 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

What sort of hat does one get for striking out 6 times in a row?

Dont even give him the wet sponge underneath