Game Thread: Twins @ Red Sox 1:10 PM 4/15/2022

[Brock Beauchamp]

Just now, AceWrigley said:

Through 7 innings, the Red Sox have thrown 56  more pitches than the Twins.

Hey, that's two Bailey Ober starts.

[PDX Twin]

3 minutes ago, cheeseheadgophfan said:

I'm so confused.....why bring Duran in the 7th inning.   Rocco literally has no rhyme or reason to his moves......

I think he has decided the order of his pitchers before the game, and they just come in as needed regardless of situation.

[USAFChief]

Just now, Brock Beauchamp said:

Hey, that's two Bailey Ober starts.

Love the positivity!

[USAFChief]

Just now, PDX Twin said:

I think he has decided the order of his pitchers before the game, and they just come in as needed regardless of situation.

It's science!

[Puckett34]

3 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

Love the positivity!

It's positive Friday. Pretty sure we have to 

[bighat]

Larnach should be on 3rd base if not have scored an inside the parker there.

[Brock Beauchamp]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Love the positivity!

Jesus died for your positivity.

Or something. I'm not very religious.

[shortround81]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Love the positivity!

/s Me too!

[shortround81]

Just now, Brock Beauchamp said:

Jesus died for your positivity.

Or something. I'm not very religious.

He sure did

[IndianaTwin]

34 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

Yeah, I think it's so Sox and Marathon fans can shout, "Yankees Suck" together on Boylston St.

I've done six marathons (though not Boston) and, trust me, you ain't yelling nothing at mile 25. Wheezing, maybe, but not yelling.

[ashbury]

1 hour ago, IndianaTwin said:

"Right knee soreness, still being evaluated."

That's the word from Provus. If from Gladden, it probably would have come out, "Still being elevated."

Or, still being amputated.

[shortround81]

I really appreciate all of you

[Brock Beauchamp]

Just now, ashbury said:

Or, still being amputated.

I'm 96% sure the knee is gangrenous by now.

[shortround81]

1 minute ago, IndianaTwin said:

I've done six marathons (though not Boston) and, trust me, you ain't yelling nothing at mile 25. Wheezing, maybe, but not yelling.

"ARRRGGGGGG MY HAMSTRINGS!" = "YANKEES SUCK"

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Jesus died for your positivity.

Or something. I'm not very religious.

Jesus is getting up there, but he ain't dead.

 

https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/a/alouje01.shtml

[Brock Beauchamp]

1 minute ago, shortround81 said:

I really appreciate all of you

[USAFChief]

3 minutes ago, ashbury said:

Or, still being amputated.

both? Ampuvated.

[shortround81]

Just now, Brock Beauchamp said:

I really think the name of this site should be changed to Planet Fitness because it's a judgement free zone

[AlwaysinModeration]

2 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

I'm 96% sure the knee is gangrenous by now.

A handful of leaches, rub some dirt on it, and he should be good to go.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 hour ago, Puckett34 said:

Serves me right for turning the radio on...

Sorry about that.

[Brock Beauchamp]

Uh oh, Twins are done ****ing around. Kyle Garlick is in the game.

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Uh, that's Senator Smalley to you, peon.

[PDX Twin]

Must be hard for the announcers and the scorers when there are no names on the shirts and everyone wears the same number.

[USAFChief]

Just now, Brock Beauchamp said:

Uh oh, Twins are done ****ing around. Kyle Garlick is in the game.

turning aournd?

dancing around?

clowning around?

[Nine of twelve]

Just now, USAFChief said:

turning aournd?

dancing around?

clowning around?

Can't be clowning. There are only 4 asterisks.

[AlwaysinModeration]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

turning aournd?

dancing around?

clowning around?

I think the verb you are looking for is “mincing”

[Brock Beauchamp]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

turning aournd?

dancing around?

clowning around?

**** just got real man. Can't you feel it?

[AceWrigley]

So Duran going a 2nd inning means no back-to-back day possible for him. Hope we don't need him tomorrow.

[PDX Twin]

I'd love to see Duran mix in one of the Astudillo 45mph bloopers here.

[Puckett34]

6 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Serves me right for turning the radio on...

Sorry about that.

How dare you