POLL: Who will get injured next?

[cHawk]

Man, have the injuries piled up

[wsnydes]

I voted Donaldson...just before the deadline.

Because that's how this team seems to roll this season.

[Rigby]

Largest injury may be to the airline industry. No more daily flight purchases from Rochester.....

[operation mindcrime]

I'll choose T.C. Bear!

[Brock Beauchamp]

Admit it. Everyone here clicked into this thread expecting to see Byron Buxton listed 12 times. 

[ashbury]

Professor Plum hit by the Lead Pipe in the Billiard Room.

[wsnydes]

5 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Admit it. Everyone here clicked into this thread expecting to see Byron Buxton listed 12 times. 

I was actually looking for an "All of them" option.  Kinda disappointed, actually!

[lecroy24fan]

Correct answer is Joe Mauer.

[bean5302]

I'll admit it. I selected Byron Buxton. 

[NapoleonComplex]

I can't get myself to participate in this poll. I don't want to be responsible for any bad juju.

[Dodecahedron]

This is a very optimistic poll as neither Berrios nor Rogers are listed as options.

[bighat]

Who: Nelson Cruz

How: He ruptures his achilles tendon on a routine ground ball to short in the Angels series.

[nicksaviking]

Me, from patting myself on the back for calling the Twins 66-0 run to end the year and overtaking the White Sox in the standings with a week to go in the regular season.

[wsnydes]

9 minutes ago, nicksaviking said:

Me, from patting myself on the back for calling the Twins 66-0 run to end the year and overtaking the White Sox in the standings with a week to go in the regular season.

With that level of confidence, I better call my bookie! 

[cHawk]

1 hour ago, Dodecahedron said:

This is a very optimistic poll as neither Berrios nor Rogers are listed as options.

Neither of them have a record of injuries 

[Dodecahedron]

4 minutes ago, cHawk said:

Neither of them have a record of injuries 

Not the point.  Injuries to them would hurt the most and would most fulfill the narrative of the season thus far.

[cHawk]

Just now, Dodecahedron said:

Not the point.  Injuries to them would hurt the most and would most fulfill the narrative of the season thus far.

 

[Unwinder]

23 hours ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Admit it. Everyone here clicked into this thread expecting to see Byron Buxton listed 12 times. 

I think it's actually pretty optimistic to expect us to go injury-free until Buxton's back on the field.

I feel like Sano's due for an injury. I envision him starting to get hot in the middle of August and taking a line drive in the nose the day after Twins Daily posts a "Miguel Sano is back on top" article. (Or possibly a "Maybe now we can move Miguel Sano during the offseason" article)

Edited July 22, 2021 by Unwinder
thought of another joke to add

[cHawk]

9 hours ago, bighat said:

Who: Nelson Cruz

How: He ruptures his achilles tendon on a routine ground ball to short in the Angels series.

Just got traded

[ashbury]

3 minutes ago, cHawk said:

Just got traded

The panel would also have accepted, "This Post Aged Well." TM