Game Thread: Twins vs. White Sox, 7/5/21 @ 6:10pm

[PDX Twin]

5 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

A lot of this stuff is new when the site updated a while ago ... so ... we've been 'playing' with stuff. It can enhance the experience ... but it can also be Ober done  

If Bailey followed his teammate's lead, he could drive an Ober Uber.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

If i make an Ober on the mound joke, i get banned?

 

What do i get for a Titania joke?

[USAFChief]

With this pen, it's never Ober.

[Danchat]

That's 3 XBHs off Thielbar... new reliever, please!

[LVTwinsfan]

8 minutes ago, PDX Twin said:

If Bailey followed his teammate's lead, he could drive an Ober Uber.

I wonder if Dobnak Ubered Ober

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Cue the Duff man images...

4 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

With this pen, it's never Ober.

Got it. Changing to a pencil.

Edited July 6, 2021 by sampleSizeOfOne
I wasn't finished (and pretty sure i didn't submit.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

2 minutes ago, LVTwinsfan said:

I wonder if Dobnak Ubered Ober

Whither?

[USAFChief]

10 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

 

 

What do i get for a Titania joke?

Hard to say. 

 

 

...

 

 

 

Since I don't know what that is.

[LVTwinsfan]

2 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Whither?

Mid 70’s, partly cloudy 

[USAFChief]

Duffmeister in to throw a little petrol on the dumpster fire that is this inning

 

[USAFChief]

17 minutes ago, LVTwinsfan said:

Baseball can be fun if your starting pitcher gives you a chance

You were saying?

[Aggies7]

You’ve got to be kidding me. 

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

You’ve got to be kidding me. 

Haven't been following closely this year?

[twinssporto]

We got the Sox right where we want them. Our bullpen can make the day, 

Heading to Total Wines before they close. Be right back!

[Rigby]

At least we have the option of recalling The Cobbler from St. Paul.....

[LVTwinsfan]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

You were saying?

Well it was fun for a while, no lead is ever safe with this team

[Dan Engebretson]

Thank you for poor baserunning. 

[Aggies7]

Dumbest thing in the world is running the contact play with nobody out

now Rogers has to get....8 outs?

[USAFChief]

The inexplicable decision to send Thielbar out for a 2nd inning has now cost at least 4 runs and at least one extra reliever, including using Rogers in the 7th.

 

Well managed, Rocco. 

[operation mindcrime]

3 minutes ago, LVTwinsfan said:

Well it was fun for a while, no lead is ever safe with this team

It ain't Ober till the fat lady sings!

[LVTwinsfan]

5 minutes ago, twinssporto said:

We got the Sox right where we want them. Our bullpen can make the day, 

Heading to Total Wines before they close. Be right back!

According to science, alcohol is a solution

[USAFChief]

WE GOT BILLY EFFING HAMILTON OUT!!1!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

7 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Hard to say. 

 

 

...

 

 

 

Since I don't know what that is.

Not sure yet myself, as i haven't made one yet, not knowing the risk.

The Ober joke i was hoping to slip over your head was using Ober as part of Oberon (get it? Ober-on the mound?), a character in A Midsummer Night's Dream. Titania is a related character.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Just now, USAFChief said:

WE GOT BILLY EFFING HAMILTON OUT!!1!

And there was much rejoicing!

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Not sure yet myself, as i haven't made one yet, not knowing the risk.

The Ober joke i was hoping to slip over your head was using Ober as part of Oberon (get it? Ober-on the mound?), a character in A Midsummer Night's Dream. Titania is a related character.

Well you succeeded in slipping that one over my head.

[twinssporto]

1 minute ago, LVTwinsfan said:

According to science, alcohol is a solution

I find most of my solutions in the bottom of a whiskey bottle. Our bull pen finds their solutions in the bottom of the 7th, 8th and 9th. 

[twinssporto]

3 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Not sure yet myself, as i haven't made one yet, not knowing the risk.

The Ober joke i was hoping to slip over your head was using Ober as part of Oberon (get it? Ober-on the mound?), a character in A Midsummer Night's Dream. Titania is a related character.

I don't get it. Shakespeare has always been Ober my head. 

Sorry.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Well you succeeded in slipping that one over my head.

First time for everything, eh?
 

Maybe we can even hold the lead...

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Insurance run(s), please?

 

And i like this Crochet fellow. Reminds me of John Cleese in the ministry for funny walks sketch.

[USAFChief]

Stay tuned after the game, they'll show Hey! Ohtani!