Game Thread: Twins vs. Tigers, 9/23/20 @ 6:40pm CT

[Danchat]

Holy cow, the Blue Jays are jumping all over the Yanks, up 11-1. And Tanaka was pitching... oh, make that 13-1!

[LVTwinsfan]

Maeda is really good, just not on Bieber's level.

Bieber’s smoke and mirrors, make him throw strikes and you’ll beat him

[jun]

Come on boys let's get more runs across.

[twinssporto]

CAVE!!!!

[USAFChief]

 

If they have the tech to make a T-800 that looks like Miguel Cabrera, they can probably fake a DNA test too.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Back to a solo career.

 

Those 2 run dingers were nice while they lasted.

[stringer bell]

The robe apparently only belongs to outfielders.

[jun]

I guess Cave heard.

[TwinsCD]

[twinssporto]

[sampleSizeOfOne]

If they have the tech to make a T-800 that looks like Miguel Cabrera, they can probably fake a DNA test too.

Which team does Skynet root for?

[USAFChief]

[twinssporto]

Nice hitting tonight from Jeffers.

Is Jeffers short for Jefferson? 

[LaBombo]

Twins Reserve Outfielder frightens and confuses Detroit pitchers...

 

[jun]

Jeffers just keeps hitting.

[USAFChief]

 

Nice hitting tonight from Jeffers.

Is Jeffers short for Jefferson? 

 

Yes. He's George's youngest son.

[Longdistancetwins]

 

Always happy when Cave is appreciated around here.

[LaBombo]

 

Which team does Skynet root for?

 

They don't even have to root. If their team loses they just go back in time and blow away all the moms of the other team's best players.

[stringer bell]

As much as I hate the Pizza Ranch commercial, I hate the Mountain Dew commercial more.

[USAFChief]

 

They don't even have to root. If their team loses they just go back in time and blow away all the moms of the other team's best players.

Shouldn't they go back in time and make them play for skynet???

[USAFChief]

Can't Day-Twah just friggin remember they're Day-Twah, and just lose comfortably?

[LaBombo]

 

Shouldn't they go back in time and make them play for skynet???

 

They tried it but it only ended up as a made-for-TV movie on Lifetime.

[MNT1996]

Morneau talking about the potential reactions of the crowd in tonight's game makes me sad

[LaBombo]

 

Crowd still making plenty of noise even after that homerun. Dedicated fans there tonight

 

I'm surprised how many young cutouts are there on a school night...

[LaBombo]

 

 

I might need to make this into a background for the computer of a... friend.

[USAFChief]

Weirdest thing...I've developed this phobia about negative numbers.

 

I stop at nothing to avoid them.

[Nine of twelve]

 

Can't Day-Twah just friggin remember they're Day-Twah, and just lose comfortably?

Is that what Jim Leyland would have them do?

[stringer bell]

Can't have a comfortable win, can we?

[LaBombo]

 

Weirdest thing...I've developed this phobia about negative numbers.

 

I stop at nothing to avoid them.

 

 

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[USAFChief]

 

Is that what Jim Leyland would have them do?

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