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Game Thread: Oakland A's @ Twins, 7:10 p.m.CDT

Don Walcott

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Riverbrian Cooperstown

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I've always interpreted "50% chance of rain" as "there is a 50/50 chance it will rain where I live."

 

Yeah

 

I used to grab a quarter... flip it and imagine the farmers were all depending on me. 

Danchat Minnesota Twins

Danchat

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Seems like pitchers are doing their best not to throw strikes to Sano... so he's just taking a whole bunch of walks now. It reminds me of his rookie season!

ashbury GOAT

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Baseball thread, therefore, irrelevant.

Oh, you wanted a baseball thread? Not sure where to find one of those. This is a game thread.

tvagle FCL Twins

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We started talking way too much about Tacos

Someone asked if they were a sandwich

Then a non-Taco eater said they were having Rib-eye

Someone suggested shredding the Rib-eye into a taco meat

RB (oblivious to the rest of the thread) said he just finished dinner Rib Eye and couldn't move

Ashburley suggested he should of stopped at Ceramic (wantonly assuming his plate was ceramic)

FoxSports49 quipped back that they could have been paper (due to his lesser financial status and/or lack of a dishwasher) 

And I wondered where you can get paper Rib-Eye

 

Along the way there was some meteorologist jokes and banter along with a quick inning averted with a walk and then a premature jab by Ashburley at Castro's throwing ability

Richie the Rally Goat St Paul Saints

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We started talking way too much about Tacos

Someone asked if they were a sandwich

Then a non-Taco eater said they were having Rib-eye

Someone suggested shredding the Rib-eye into a taco meat

RB (oblivious to the rest of the thread) said he just finished dinner Rib Eye and couldn't move

Ashburley suggested he should of stopped at Ceramic (wantonly assuming his plate was ceramic)

FoxSports49 quipped back that they could have been paper (due to his lesser financial status and/or lack of a dishwasher)

And I wondered where you can get paper Rib-Eye

 

Along the way there was some meteorologist jokes and banter along with a quick inning averted with a walk and then a premature jab by Ashburley at Castro's throwing ability

better than the game synopsis... game thread synopsis
Blake All-Star

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We started talking way too much about Tacos

Someone asked if they were a sandwich

Then a non-Taco eater said they were having Rib-eye

Someone suggested shredding the Rib-eye into a taco meat

RB (oblivious to the rest of the thread) said he just finished dinner Rib Eye and couldn't move

Ashburley suggested he should of stopped at Ceramic (wantonly assuming his plate was ceramic)

FoxSports49 quipped back that they could have been paper (due to his lesser financial status and/or lack of a dishwasher) 

And I wondered where you can get paper Rib-Eye

 

Along the way there was some meteorologist jokes and banter along with a quick inning averted with a walk and then a premature jab by Ashburley at Castro's throwing ability

You're not new around here, are you?

Riverbrian Cooperstown

Riverbrian

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Quick poll.

 

Tang or Ovaltine?

 

I haven't had either in such a long time... I can't remember if either of them hospitalized me after intake. 

twinsnorth49 St Paul Saints

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We started talking way too much about Tacos

Someone asked if they were a sandwich

Then a non-Taco eater said they were having Rib-eye

Someone suggested shredding the Rib-eye into a taco meat

RB (oblivious to the rest of the thread) said he just finished dinner Rib Eye and couldn't move

Ashburley suggested he should of stopped at Ceramic (wantonly assuming his plate was ceramic)

FoxSports49 quipped back that they could have been paper (due to his lesser financial status and/or lack of a dishwasher) 

And I wondered where you can get paper Rib-Eye

 

Along the way there was some meteorologist jokes and banter along with a quick inning averted with a walk and then a premature jab by Ashburley at Castro's throwing ability

 

Good work, I expect this every two innings now.

ashbury GOAT

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We started talking way too much about Tacos

Someone asked if they were a sandwich

Then a non-Taco eater said they were having Rib-eye

Someone suggested shredding the Rib-eye into a taco meat

RB (oblivious to the rest of the thread) said he just finished dinner Rib Eye and couldn't move

Ashburley suggested he should of stopped at Ceramic (wantonly assuming his plate was ceramic)

FoxSports49 quipped back that they could have been paper (due to his lesser financial status and/or lack of a dishwasher) 

And I wondered where you can get paper Rib-Eye

 

Along the way there was some meteorologist jokes and banter along with a quick inning averted with a walk and then a premature jab by Ashburley at Castro's throwing ability

Alrighty then! On to the third inning.

 

/ ninja'd by North

Nine of twelve Wichita Wind Surge

Nine of twelve

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i’ll take the third option

Well, last night we discussed lemon-flavored magnesium citrate. It will certainly give you some get-up-and-go.

Hosken Bombo Disco All-Star

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We started talking way too much about Tacos

Someone asked if they were a sandwich

Then a non-Taco eater said they were having Rib-eye

Someone suggested shredding the Rib-eye into a taco meat

RB (oblivious to the rest of the thread) said he just finished dinner Rib Eye and couldn't move

Ashburley suggested he should of stopped at Ceramic (wantonly assuming his plate was ceramic)

FoxSports49 quipped back that they could have been paper (due to his lesser financial status and/or lack of a dishwasher) 

And I wondered where you can get paper Rib-Eye

 

Along the way there was some meteorologist jokes and banter along with a quick inning averted with a walk and then a premature jab by Ashburley at Castro's throwing ability

What everyone else said :)

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