Game Thread: Oakland A's @ Twins, 7:10 p.m.CDT

[Blake]

 

Well, last night we discussed lemon-flavored magnesium citrate. It will certainly give you some get-up-and-go.

Hey, I thought jokes about Bartolo Colon were verboten!

[mrtwinsfan]

Game on !!

[twinsnorth49]

 

I want to bring this back to tacos.

Soft shell? Hard shell? Deep fried?

 

Yes. 

 

Obligatory

[twinsnorth49]

 

Game on !!

Where?!

[Nine of twelve]

Those are the pitches to wear. Slow, right on the elbow shield.

[ashbury]

Cruz stuck his arm out there so nice!

[Don Walcott]

Come on, Cruz! Swing the bat!! We’re not paying you to take first every AB!

[twinsnorth49]

Nice elbow Nelson. 

[twinsnorth49]

Roy.....

 

shut up. 

[Riverbrian]

 

Ovaltang, it’s a thing according to google:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/thesurfingpizza.com/2010/06/08/the-surfing-pizza-invents-ovaltang/amp/

 

[Riverbrian]

 

I have that play in my repetoire. 

 

Why bend over if you don't have to. 

[tvagle]

 

Why bend over if you don't have to. 

Words to live by????

[ashbury]

 

Carnac: Paper Rib Eye.

Ed: Paper rib eye? There is such a thing?

Carnac: Impossible to know at this juncture. I only divine the contents, not critique them.

Ed: What is a juncture, anyway?

Carnac: Wait, don't go off on a tangent. This isn't a game thread.

Ed: Sorry, Your Magnificence. I got carried away.

Carnac: May the fleas of a thousand camels carry away your daughter.

Ed: That wouldn't be good. Shall we open the envelope?
Carnac: "We"? You got a mouse in your pocket?
Ed: All right then. Would you please be so kind?

Carnac: So kind of what?

Ed: Kind enough to answer what Paper Rib Eye means?

Carnac: (*tears envelope, blows into it*) What is the new small-plates restaurant's pricing policy for its steaks?

[Riverbrian]

MARWIN!!!

[Mill1634]

MARWIN MASH!!!!!!!

[twinsnorth49]

MARWIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Nine of twelve]

Warm humid air provides less resistance to objects moving through it compared to cool dry air.

[ashbury]

GONZALEZ !!!!

[Don Walcott]

Marwin!! Wow!

[Squirrel]

 

Quick poll.

 

Tang or Ovaltine?

No

[tvagle]

Re-Cap #2

(BTW the Twins have scored each time I start to write these)

More taco talk....

 

MARGO!!!!

[Tom Froemming]

Holy bomba! WOW

[twinsnorth49]

BOMBA!!

[twinsnorth49]

 

Warm humid air provides less resistance to objects moving through it compared to cool dry air.

 

[yarnivek1972]

HBP right after a HR. That’s not suspicious.

[Riverbrian]

 

I want to bring this back to tacos.

Soft shell? Hard shell? Deep fried?

 

I don't know if it's possible. You'll probably need GPS or a good atlas. 

[Squirrel]

 

I want to bring this back to tacos.

Soft shell? Hard shell? Deep fried?

Yes

 

Please

[twinsnorth49]

 

No

We had a 3rd option, sign you up for that then?

[Riverbrian]

 

Words to live by????

 

My epitaph

[twinsnorth49]

 

HBP right after a HR. That’s not suspicious.

 

If he was trying to hit him, he didn't get his monies worth.