Game Thread: Oakland A's @ Twins, 7:10 p.m.CDT

[VATwinsFan]

Nestle Quick.

Indeed.

[twinsnorth49]

 

 

Quick poll.
 
Tang or Ovaltine?

 

 

We have a winner. 

[Riverbrian]

 

I've always interpreted "50% chance of rain" as "there is a 50/50 chance it will rain where I live."

 

Yeah

 

I used to grab a quarter... flip it and imagine the farmers were all depending on me. 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Twins batters have gotten in a lot of 0-2 counts...

[nicksaviking]

Ovaltang, it’s a thing according to google:

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/thesurfingpizza.com/2010/06/08/the-surfing-pizza-invents-ovaltang/amp/

[Danchat]

Seems like pitchers are doing their best not to throw strikes to Sano... so he's just taking a whole bunch of walks now. It reminds me of his rookie season!

[Nine of twelve]

We'll take it.

[Mill1634]

Thankfully we aren't the only team that has defensive trouble

[ashbury]

What a break!
 

[Don Walcott]

A run is a run.

[Riverbrian]

Matt Olson

[twinsnorth49]

I have that play in my repetoire. 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

The heat’s first casualty!!

[ashbury]

Baseball thread, therefore, irrelevant.

Oh, you wanted a baseball thread? Not sure where to find one of those. This is a game thread.

[Riverbrian]

 

 

Rib-Eye in acid form. 

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Quick poll.

 

Tang or Ovaltine?

i’ll take the third option

[tvagle]

 

We started talking way too much about Tacos

Someone asked if they were a sandwich

Then a non-Taco eater said they were having Rib-eye

Someone suggested shredding the Rib-eye into a taco meat

RB (oblivious to the rest of the thread) said he just finished dinner Rib Eye and couldn't move

Ashburley suggested he should of stopped at Ceramic (wantonly assuming his plate was ceramic)

FoxSports49 quipped back that they could have been paper (due to his lesser financial status and/or lack of a dishwasher) 

And I wondered where you can get paper Rib-Eye

 

Along the way there was some meteorologist jokes and banter along with a quick inning averted with a walk and then a premature jab by Ashburley at Castro's throwing ability

[twinsnorth49]

Jorge should have pulled the wedge...overclubbed with the 9. 

[Riverbrian]

 

Baseball thread, therefore, irrelevant.

 

Fixed it

[Richie the Rally Goat]

We started talking way too much about Tacos

Someone asked if they were a sandwich

Then a non-Taco eater said they were having Rib-eye

Someone suggested shredding the Rib-eye into a taco meat

RB (oblivious to the rest of the thread) said he just finished dinner Rib Eye and couldn't move

Ashburley suggested he should of stopped at Ceramic (wantonly assuming his plate was ceramic)

FoxSports49 quipped back that they could have been paper (due to his lesser financial status and/or lack of a dishwasher)

And I wondered where you can get paper Rib-Eye

 

Along the way there was some meteorologist jokes and banter along with a quick inning averted with a walk and then a premature jab by Ashburley at Castro's throwing ability

better than the game synopsis... game thread synopsis

[Blake]

 

We started talking way too much about Tacos

Someone asked if they were a sandwich

Then a non-Taco eater said they were having Rib-eye

Someone suggested shredding the Rib-eye into a taco meat

RB (oblivious to the rest of the thread) said he just finished dinner Rib Eye and couldn't move

Ashburley suggested he should of stopped at Ceramic (wantonly assuming his plate was ceramic)

FoxSports49 quipped back that they could have been paper (due to his lesser financial status and/or lack of a dishwasher) 

And I wondered where you can get paper Rib-Eye

 

Along the way there was some meteorologist jokes and banter along with a quick inning averted with a walk and then a premature jab by Ashburley at Castro's throwing ability

You're not new around here, are you?

[Riverbrian]

 

Quick poll.

 

Tang or Ovaltine?

 

I haven't had either in such a long time... I can't remember if either of them hospitalized me after intake. 

[twinsnorth49]

 

i’ll take the third option

 

Pedialyte?

[twinsnorth49]

 

We started talking way too much about Tacos

Someone asked if they were a sandwich

Then a non-Taco eater said they were having Rib-eye

Someone suggested shredding the Rib-eye into a taco meat

RB (oblivious to the rest of the thread) said he just finished dinner Rib Eye and couldn't move

Ashburley suggested he should of stopped at Ceramic (wantonly assuming his plate was ceramic)

FoxSports49 quipped back that they could have been paper (due to his lesser financial status and/or lack of a dishwasher) 

And I wondered where you can get paper Rib-Eye

 

Along the way there was some meteorologist jokes and banter along with a quick inning averted with a walk and then a premature jab by Ashburley at Castro's throwing ability

 

Good work, I expect this every two innings now.

[ashbury]

We started talking way too much about Tacos

Someone asked if they were a sandwich

Then a non-Taco eater said they were having Rib-eye

Someone suggested shredding the Rib-eye into a taco meat

RB (oblivious to the rest of the thread) said he just finished dinner Rib Eye and couldn't move

Ashburley suggested he should of stopped at Ceramic (wantonly assuming his plate was ceramic)

FoxSports49 quipped back that they could have been paper (due to his lesser financial status and/or lack of a dishwasher) 

And I wondered where you can get paper Rib-Eye

 

Along the way there was some meteorologist jokes and banter along with a quick inning averted with a walk and then a premature jab by Ashburley at Castro's throwing ability

Alrighty then! On to the third inning.

 

/ ninja'd by North

[Blake]

 

Rib-Eye in acid form. 

 

[Nine of twelve]

 

i’ll take the third option

Well, last night we discussed lemon-flavored magnesium citrate. It will certainly give you some get-up-and-go.

[Don Walcott]

I want to bring this back to tacos.

 

Soft shell? Hard shell? Deep fried?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

We started talking way too much about Tacos

Someone asked if they were a sandwich

Then a non-Taco eater said they were having Rib-eye

Someone suggested shredding the Rib-eye into a taco meat

RB (oblivious to the rest of the thread) said he just finished dinner Rib Eye and couldn't move

Ashburley suggested he should of stopped at Ceramic (wantonly assuming his plate was ceramic)

FoxSports49 quipped back that they could have been paper (due to his lesser financial status and/or lack of a dishwasher) 

And I wondered where you can get paper Rib-Eye

 

Along the way there was some meteorologist jokes and banter along with a quick inning averted with a walk and then a premature jab by Ashburley at Castro's throwing ability

What everyone else said

[twinsnorth49]

 

Well, last night we discussed lemon-flavored magnesium citrate. It will certainly give you some get-up-and-go.