Game Thread: Twins @ Royals, 6/21/19, 7:15 CT

[bighat]

Rogers, money!

[MNT1996]

Lets get a run or two here. If you're a Twins pitching coming out of the bullpen I have 0 faith in you right now with a 1 run lead even if your last name is Rodgers.

[Blake]

Yay Ned! Thanks for the old-school out giveaway.

 

Hopefully, you'll continue to sponsor these events whenever the Twins are in town!

[Blake]

 

It was... I saw it. I can confirm.

 

Manny Machado playing catcher... and Jennifer Lopez at 2B. 

Just make sure Machado takes a bat off the mask during an at-bat.

[mrtwinsfan]

 

Give May the 9th. Parker is scary.

Parkers not with the team - went home

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

It was... I saw it. I can confirm.

 

Manny Machado playing catcher... and Jennifer Lopez at 2B.

 

When did they trade for Hunter and Dozier??

 

I guess I haven’t paid attention!!1

[Blake]

Come on, Sano! Make chief look stupid again!

 

edit: Well, that didn't work.

[MNT1996]

I don't even blame Sano for that one. The ump made a garbage call.

[Riverbrian]

 

Parkers not with the team - went home

[USAFChief]

 

I don't even blame Sano for that one. The ump made a garbage call.

The ump didn't swing through that hanging breaking ball for strike 3.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Rogers, money!

Absolutely! If the Twins win the whole thing, Taylor Rogers will be on the ten dollar bill, or have a new coin minted, or something.

 

Until then, we’ll just have to settle for Santa bucks

 

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MzcxWDUwMA==/z/M3QAAMXQ74JTWHiE/$_3.JPG

[USAFChief]

They really, really need to get some late inning bullpen help here stat. Can't keep running Rogers out there for 5 or 6 outs every time they have a lead.

[VATwinsFan]

Get the Mylanta and Pepto out.

 

Or maybe the vodka.

[Blake]

 

The ump didn't swing through that hanging breaking ball for strike 3.

Does Hamilton have any power at all? Or is he sort of a Jason Tyner type?

[Riverbrian]

 

The ump didn't swing through that hanging breaking ball for strike 3.

 

(True Story)

 

I once handed my bat to an ump after a bad call and said "Here... you hit that". 

 

He didn't take me up on the offer... nor did he reply. 

 

(True Story)

[USAFChief]

 

Does Hamilton have any power at all? Or is he sort of a Jason Tyner type?

He's no Jason Tyner.

 

Much less power.

[Blake]

 

Get the Mylanta and Pepto out.

Or maybe the vodka.

You've never heard of the Pepto and Vodka?

 

*Neither have I, but that's not the point

[USAFChief]

 

(True Story)

 

I was handed my bat to an ump after a bad call and said "Here you hit that". 

 

He didn't take me up on the offer... nor did he reply. 

 

(True Story)

I wish I had been umping.

 

"How can I hit what I can't see?"

[LaBombo]

 

Get the Mylanta and Pepto out.

Or maybe the vodka.

 

Difficult choices like that are why God invented smoothies.

[USAFChief]

uffda.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

So.... with Buxton out of the lineup, and our usual right fielder playing in center...

[Blake]

Crud, Astudillo.

[Riverbrian]

That will be some Astudillo fuel for the Twinsdaily faithful. 

[LaBombo]

Astudillo calls off everyone else so that he can make a special memory for all of us.

[David HK]

Cripe, Schoop-

 

You gotta know who your RF is, and take that ball yourself.

 

Sheesh....

[operation mindcrime]

That was a great catch!!!! Oh wait!!!

[USAFChief]

 

That will be some Astudillo fuel for the Twinsdaily faithful. 

Should'a put Astudillo at 3rd and Sano in right...

 

 

///ducks

[Blake]

 

That will be some Astudillo fuel for the Twinsdaily faithful. 

That's sort of a daily occurrence, for better or worse.

[yarnivek1972]

Astudillo is a nice player, despite not being able to hit, field or run.

[USAFChief]

WINNAH!!!