Game thread: Twins @ Cleveland 4:10 PM PST (6:10 PM CDT) 6/04/2019

[LVTwinsfan]

Yes. Dicknbert failed to mention that.

Dickbert

[Nine of twelve]

I didn't see diehard diving for that one.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I win the slow typer award!!!!

[IndianaTwin]

And that's one for the Diehard family! Thank you, Marwin. 

 

(Are you sponsored by Sears, by the way?). 

 

 

Edited June 4, 2019 by IndianaTwin

[Nine of twelve]

Sano taking our advice and improving his BB%.

[Blake]

 

If you look in the right field seats, you may see me, Mrs. Diehard, and two teenage diehards. Most of us will be wearing Twins gear, though I don't think my wife will let my one kid without a Twins shirt to wear a TwinsDaily pubcrawl shirt... 

 

something weird about teenagers and beer... who knows...

 

Anyways, hoping to catch a Twins home run ball and watching Cy Smeltzer shut down the Tribe.

 

Ask nicely and I might post pictures from the game. 

Who caught the ball from Marwin?

[mrtwinsfan]

Nice a.b. for Sano

[VATwinsFan]

Gonzo-mania!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Between Smeltzer and Bieber... there will be enough curves to start a fitness franchise.

Yoga center would offer greater positional flexibility.

 

Just sayin'...

[Blake]

 

Speaking of Justin Bieber, apparently there is a musical tour going around featuring all of our "favorites" from the 80's.  Tiffany, or maybe Debbie Gibson.  Boyz To Men (jokingly called Men to Grandpas by the local radio guys.). Not sure who else is on the tour.  Believe it or not, this isn't at a two bit casino, either.  We're talking and arena.

Well, to be fair, MN has a lot of outdoor hockey arenas. Just saying.

[Riverbrian]

I cooked Hot Dogs before checking if we had Hot Dog Buns.

 

We don't... It's too late now and I'm not going to the store while the game is on. 

 

Gotta draw the line somewhere. 

[Nine of twelve]

OK Buck show 'em what you got.

[PDX Twin]

I guess Sano rhymes with S(a)low!

 

Anyone else scores on that one.

Edited June 4, 2019 by PDX Twin

[diehardtwinsfan]

Who caught the ball from Marwin?

not me. Along the rf line by the twins pen

[Diesel]

Who caught the ball from Marwin?

A guy with a Detroit Tigers (!?!) hat

[diehardtwinsfan]

I cooked Hot Dogs before checking if we had Hot Dog Buns.

 

We don't... It's too late now and I'm not going to the store while the game is on.

 

Gotta draw the line somewhere.

slices of bread works. Grew up on that

[mrtwinsfan]

 

I guess Sano rhymes with S(a)low!

 

Anyone else scores on that one.

Cron OR Cruze  = even speedier

[Riverbrian]

 

I win the slow typer award!!!!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I cooked Hot Dogs before checking if we had Hot Dog Buns.

 

We don't... It's too late now and I'm not going to the store while the game is on. 

 

Gotta draw the line somewhere.

Buns are optional.

 

Just be careful about double dunking in the condiments.

[Riverbrian]

 

slices of bread works. Grew up on that

 

I used Hamburger buns but I'm not sure what to name my creation. 

[snotboogie]

 

I used Hamburger buns but I'm not sure what to name my creation. 

Bergdog?

 

[Nine of twelve]

 

slices of bread works. Grew up on that

Yep. They wrap around nicely. Good use for the heels of the loaf.

[Blake]

 

I used Hamburger buns but I'm not sure what to name my creation. 

Hotburger. Toss some chili on it, and away you go.

[IndianaTwin]

 

slices of bread works. Grew up on that

 

I thought our family was the only one. 

[diehardtwinsfan]

I thought our family was the only one.

grew up with parents too cheap to buy buns

[Riverbrian]

 

Bergdog?

 

Sounds like a radar detector. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Guess i'm just the local champion.

 

That fellow will beat me at nationals...

[Han Joelo]

 

I used Hamburger buns but I'm not sure what to name my creation. 

Sliced or not?  And I'm talking lengthwise.  Otherwise it makes no sense.

[snotboogie]

 

grew up with parents too cheap to buy buns

Did your mom cut the real milk with powdered milk too?

[Riverbrian]

I think a PBJ would be a nice 2nd course.