Game Thread, Twins @ Indians, 4:10 PM Arizona Time

[Brandon Brooks]

Dozier!

 

Of all the pitchers to tee off on...

[Halsey Hall]

4-0 lead, build it!

[Blake]

Saw that one coming.

[USAFChief]

DOZIER!!!!!!

 

Good start on that .700 SLG for the rest of the year!

 

 

[IndianaTwin]

From the post-game interview...

 

Dozier: I've always liked hitting 5th. 

[S.]

edit: crap, i'm behind live from pausing a bit ago. I can't be in here.

Edited June 16, 2018 by S.

[Puckett34]

Runs scored in a inning that isn't the 1st!

Edited June 16, 2018 by Puckett34

[Puckett34]

 

edit: crap, i'm behind live from pausing a bit ago. I can't be in here.

Sorry for the spoilers

[S.]

 

Sorry for the spoilers

I'm ok with good news spoilers. A lot better than finding out that the game is going to be 1-6 in the not too distant future.

[USAFChief]

It was a rough ride home from work. My son and family is here, and they had borrowed my pickup, so Mrs Chief picked me up at my work to give me a ride home. We stopped at the bank on the way home, and wouldn't you know it...while we were there the place was robbed!

 

And these bank robbers were vicious. They came in waving guns around, and had us all lie face down on the ground.  "ANYone looks at us, we'll shoot you!" they screamed, and we were all convinced they meant it.

 

Well, it was all over fast. On the way out, the last one stopped at the door, turned and asked "Nobody peaked, right?"

 

Mrs Chief, without looking up, offered, a little loudly I thought, "Honey, you got a good look at them on the way in, didn't you?"

 

EDIT: Nobody tell S the punch line.

 

 

[Blake]

 

edit: crap, i'm behind live from pausing a bit ago. I can't be in here.

So, we should send you email updates?

[Blake]

 

It was a rough ride home from work. My son and family is here, and they had borrowed my pickup, so Mrs Chief picked me up at my work to give me a ride home. We stopped at the bank on the way home, and wouldn't you know it...while we were there the place was robbed!

 

And these bank robbers were vicious. They came in waving guns around, and had us all lie face down on the ground.  "ANYone looks at us, we'll shoot you!" they screamed, and we were all convinced they meant it.

 

Well, it was all over fast. On the way out, the last one stopped at the door, turned and asked "Nobody peaked, right?"

 

Mrs Chief, without looking up, offered, a little loudly I thought, "Honey, you got a good look at them on the way in, didn't you?"

 

EDIT: Nobody tell S the punch line.

Your kids borrowed your truck so they could rob a bank?

[USAFChief]

 

Your kids borrowed your truck so they could rob a bank?

I DID NOT LOOK!!!

[IndianaTwin]

Just for kicks, let's go ahead and score 10, just to show that it can be done. 

[USAFChief]

Sure missed Mauer.

[Blake]

 

I DID NOT LOOK!!!

Well, you wouldn't need to, would you? You'd have spotted the getaway vehicle on your way in and realized it was your truck.

[wsnydes]

So, we should send you email updates?

He's gonna have one flooded PM inbox...

[wsnydes]

Sure missed Mauer.

Uhh, four runs man!

 

That's more than they've scored all week combined!

 

There's no math in GT, so I don't know if that's actually true.

Edited June 16, 2018 by wsnydes

[wsnydes]

Well, you wouldn't need to, would you? You'd have spotted the getaway vehicle on your way in and realized it was your truck.

Where'd you guys get all of this money and why are you wearing ski masks?! We're in Arizona!

[OTPS300]

In the 80's my wife worked for a large corporation and they had several sets of season tickets, her boss was a big shot so she got tickets quite often. I would take my son to the games and one of the things I did with him was have him tell the team names. (Yankees, Blue Jays, etc) We were at a Cleveland game and I asked him what their name is, he was stumped so I gave him a hint "In the old days who did the cowboys chase"? (Keep in mind he went to parochial school) He replied with a smile and said "Oh now I know, the Jews". I nearly spit my Coke on the person in front of me, and of course in our family all Cleveland teams have the same name.

[USAFChief]

 

Uhh, four runs man!

That's more than they've scored all week combined!

There's no math in GT, so I don't know if that's actually true.

Which means you can make basically any claim and nobody can dispute it.

[wsnydes]

Which means you can make basically any claim and nobody can dispute it.

I'm a construction estimator. I usually just shrug my shoulders and say "close enough". Edited June 16, 2018 by wsnydes

[USAFChief]

 

In the 80's my wife worked for a large corporation and they had several sets of season tickets, her boss was a big shot so she got tickets quite often. I would take my son to the games and one of the things I did with him was have him tell the team names. (Yankees, Blue Jays, etc) We were at a Cleveland game and I asked him what their name is, he was stumped so I gave him a hint "In the old days who did the cowboys chase"? (Keep in mind he went to parochial school) He replied with a smile and said "Oh now I know, the Jews". I nearly spit my Coke on the person in front of me, and of course in our family all Cleveland teams have the same name.

Out of curiosity, exactly which parochial school was this again?

[Nine of twelve]

I never use the nickname or mascot name of the Cleveland MLB team.

 

Edit: Or the Atlanta MLB team or the Washington NFL team.

Edited June 16, 2018 by Nine of twelve

[howeda7]

Is Kluber hurt? 

[USAFChief]

 

Is Kluber hurt? 

*Kulber.

 

He's a nobody, didn't you read the intro??

[wsnydes]

*Kulber.

 

He's a nobody, didn't you read the intro??

You were right, I'd certainly never heard of him.

[OTPS300]

 

Out of curiosity, exactly which parochial school was this again?

Bloomington Lutheran. He wasn't too good at history.

[Nine of twelve]

C'mon, boys, pile on!

[jtkoupal]

Who are these imposters?

 

Also, let's hope they can do this tomorrow also... I'll be there!

 

I'll try to post some pics from tomorrow's game on my twitter (@jordan_koupal)