Game Thread: Cleveland v Twins, 4/18 @ 6:10 pm CT

[AZTwin]

Morrison bigger bust than butch huskey? Can we cut him already?

[jud6312]

"Morrison is hitless tonight," Ravech said.

 

Karl, you're gonna need to be more specific. Logan is hitless most nights.

[USAFChief]

 

SANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yarnivek1972]

Seriously, if Morrison can't get a hit here, is there anyone he can get a hit off of?

Me. Maybe. But I’m 45.

[Aggies7]

Seriously, if Morrison can't get a hit here, is there anyone he can get a hit off of?

[Aggies7]

Morrison bigger bust than butch huskey? Can we cut him already?

Butch huskey. Wow.

[Squirrel]

I CANT TAKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!

[twinssporto]

I think LoMo needs to take another week off.  Obviously the snow days didn't help the cause.

[LaBombo]

 

Oh sweet Jesus Eddie took a meatball

 

Is that why Sano was chasing him around the dugout?

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

Seriously, if Morrison can't get a hit here, is there anyone he can get a hit off of?

 

I'll say Hildenberger.

[Puckett34]

 

So, who’s got the 15th?

Moya?

Or more Hildenberger?

Busenitz hopefully

[ashbury]

Ryan 1.000 LaMarre!

[Aggies7]

Look at lamarre trying to end it when he hasn’t had an extra base hit since Moses wore short pants

[Mill1634]

Welp. Just when you want to give up on Ryan, he reels you back in 

[yarnivek1972]

1.000 BABIP intact.

[BoofBonser]

That a baby LaMarre!

1.000 BABIP!!!

 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

painful

[Mill1634]

 

So, who’s got the 15th?

Moya?

Or more Hildenberger?

busenitz, I hope 

[twinssporto]

Let's go Robbie!  Get the BA up to .100.  

 

Guess not back to .074

[jud6312]

 

Is that why Sano was chasing him around the dugout?

I don't think anyone's taking meatballs from Sano.

[BoofBonser]

Grossman, Morrison, and Hildy are off to abysmal starts 

and all 3 have played a large role in the Twins not being able to close this game out 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Just painful, to watch some guys teeing off, and other guys look absolutely lost

[USAFChief]

Anybody got an update on LaMarre's BABIP?

[Blake]

 

That's the chick from Firefly, right?

[yarnivek1972]

busenitz, I hope

Oh yeah. Forgot about him.

[jud6312]

 

Anybody got an update on LaMarre's BABIP?

Puerto Rico?

[ashbury]

Well, 15 is too rich for this East Coast boy's blood. Bring this one home for me, folks, I'm heading to Dreamland, where Ryan LaMarre sometimes sprinkles a double into the mix.

[Aggies7]

.070

.081

.171

 

Hard to hide all that grossness in one lineup

[jud6312]

Morrison might be Butch Huskey bad, but at least Butch gave us something in his brief tenure.

 

[jud6312]

 

Well, 15 is too rich for this East Coast boy's blood. Bring this one home for me, folks, I'm heading to Dreamland, where Ryan LaMarre sometimes sprinkles a double into the mix.

Singles and doubles count the same on the BABIP.