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Fully expected to see a Yankees reliever strand a Twins runner in scoring position.

 

Did not expect after first inning k.o. of Yankees starter.

 

 

Did all of that really just happen? I mean... they're really ahead... right?

Edited by LaBombo
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Relax guys, I removed the Yankee curse last night. I burned an old Yankee pennant that my son bought at a Twins-Yankee game back in 2003 when he was too young to know any better and a dead goat (you know how hard it is to find a dead goat?) in a backyard bonfire. With the smell of barbecued hairy goat meat in my nostrils, I poured what was left of a bottle of bourbon over the flames. I no longer have any eyebrows, a picnic table or a back wall on my house.

 

I may no longer have a wife either.

 

Damn Yankees!

It's working so far. Got any more Yankee memorabilia? Or goats? We can send over more bourbon, and you have at least three walls left.

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