Game Thread: Twins v Yankees, 7/18@7:10pm CT (5:10pm PT)

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

It would be a great moment for Granite's first ever ball out of the infield

[John Kelsey]

Sure would be nice to have anyone else hitting second. 

[70charger]

 

They got us right where they want us. Bases loaded.

 

CRAP!

 

Game's over.

[USAFChief]

 

you gotta pinch hit here, right?

Who?

[Aggies7]

It would be a great moment for Granite's first ever ball out of the infield

I laughed, out loud, at this.

 

And man I thought he got a good piece

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Bremergasm!

[Aggies7]

Anyone else think that was gonna tie it up?

[USAFChief]

Damn.  Granite got every bit of that.

 

Sadly.

[Suicide Skweez]

That's like a home run for Granite!!

[Aggies7]

The #2 spot has been a black hole of nothingness for seemingly ever

[Blake]

Yep, I'm digging that Vargas for Breslow swap.

[70charger]

Granite "nearly empties the bases" on a routine fly ball that Dick was very excited about.

[USAFChief]

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/optcal-illusion-demotivational-posters.jpg

[h2oface]

 

Who?

 Berrios. He is hitting .500! 

[70charger]

Though to be fair, he emptied the bases. They just all went straight to the dugout.

[Aggies7]

Who?

I don't know, a mop? A sack of marbles? One of those hats with a ponytail on it?

[Kwak]

Bremer has gone mad--"Granite almost emptied the bases?"--on a routine FB to right!

[USAFChief]

 

Granite "nearly empties the bases" on a routine fly ball that Dick was very excited about.

To be fair, he did, indeed, empty the bases.

 

edit:  ninja'd.

 

 

[David HK]

 

The #2 spot has been a black hole of nothingness for seemingly ever

That's why you bat Joe 2nd, and Sano 3rd.  And leave the recently called-up rook in a less demanding spot til he proves his worth.

 

Molly?  Hello?  Anybody there.....?

 

Isn't there...... anyone?

[USAFChief]

 

Bremer has gone mad--"Granite almost emptied the bases?"--on a routine FB to right!

eh...on a Bremergasm scale  of 1-10, that was about a 5.5.

[Danchat]

Is it time for some more Dick depth perception jokes?

[yarnivek1972]

Who was on the mound the last two innings and what did he do with Matt Belisle?

[USAFChief]

 

Is it time for some more Dick depth perception jokes?

It's always time for Dick jokes.

[Mike Sixel]

Let me know when this front office makes their first good pitching decision.

[Blake]

Meanwhile, Dozier appears to have turned the corner while the rest of the team seems to have gone to sleep.

[AlwaysinModeration]

Can we trade for Rajai Davis for the 9th inning?

[yarnivek1972]

Though to be fair, he emptied the bases. They just all went straight to the dugout.

Well, they went to their positions on the field anyway.

[USAFChief]

I'm more disappointed in the offense than the pitching.

 

I don't expect the pitching to be good.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

 

Should be plenty to go around.

 

ba-dum-tschh...

a Colon-oscapy

[Blake]

Morneau is available. Sign him and send him down for a while to get his feet under him.