Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Giants, June 9@9:15pm CT

[Dave The Dastardly]

 

You're not in marketing, are you?

I have pursued many careers over my lifetime, marketing however was never in my sights. But I think I might have one more career in me. If I can just get this thing to snowball... thaw the initial cold shoulder of resistance... break the ice if you will... I might be able to hitch my sleigh to a new star! OOH! I shiver at the possibilities!

[mikecgrimes]

The Twins are 17 outs away from a full 2 game lead and 44 outs and a run away from a 2 and a half game lead or in other words the Indian's trail the White Sox 2-1 with one out in the bottom of the 4th.

[Jerr]

 

The Twins are 17 outs away from a full 2 game lead and 44 outs and a run away from a 2 and a half game lead or in other words the Indian's trail the White Sox 2-1 with one out in the bottom of the 4th.

ohhhhh   kaaaaaaa      too much math for me........   

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Sano the Just?

 

Just Sano to nickname...

 

I will think upon it.

[Pardon My Dinger]

Nicknames...nicknames...what about...Brocktoon?

[Blake]

"The Sano With No Name"

 

"The SanoName"

 

[Blake]

 

I have pursued many careers over my lifetime, marketing however was never in my sights. But I think I might have one more career in me. If I can just get this thing to snowball... thaw the initial cold shoulder of resistance... break the ice if you will... I might be able to hitch my sleigh to a new star! OOH! I shiver at the possibilities!

If you're shivering, you probably have the A/C to high.

[ashbury]

Wait, you mean your college students actually went to class?

Well this spiraled quickly.

[Craig Arko]

Well this spiraled quickly.

[Guest]

How about combining his personal history with a Minnesota legend: the Bone Scan Crusher.

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Alas, i would not be prepared if gravity reversed itself...

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Well this spiraled quickly.

Aren't you glad we didn't draw it out?

 

One of the first lessons of college life as i understand it is mandatory=optional.

[Riverbrian]

 

sanoman.jpg

 

Yay

 

Bark Art

 

Add Molitor as Professor Hinkle

 

[bighat]

Nunez pulling a Buxton and beating out a routine grounder there.  Span, Nunez....ahhh memories.

[Cap'n Piranha]

Thing is--Sano already has a nickname. It's Bocaton.

[Riverbrian]

 

Thing is--Sano already has a nickname. It's Bocaton.

 

The Sanoman is better. He must change and adapt to it. 

 

 

[Cap'n Piranha]

I would like to offer Robbie a 4 year, 50 million dollar contract, with a 5th year team option for 15. Anyone opposed?

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Yay

 

Bark Art

 

Add Molitor as Professor Hinkle

[Riverbrian]

 

I would like to offer Robbie a 4 year, 50 million dollar contract, with a 5th year team option for 15. Anyone opposed?

 

 

I am

 

At least until I understand what business you are in. 

 

 

[jud6312]

 

I would like to offer Robbie a 4 year, 50 million dollar contract, with a 5th year team option for 15. Anyone opposed?

For playing baseball? If so, hard pass.

[Riverbrian]

 

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THE SANOMAN

[drock2190]

Watching the Giants broadcast is rather refreshing

[amjgt]

Even our pitchers can't bunt

[Bark's Lounge]

 

THE SANOMAN

If we could just get frosty emitted from this song... DAMN!!!

 

Although they take me back to a time of good feelings even though I was not close to being born yet. Heck, you probably were not either Brian.

 

[Darius]

Along with disappointment, heartbreak and masochism. There's also a downside.

I don't know about disappointment and heartbreak when the standard is 90 losses, and everyone is pleasantly surprised and, frankly, fired up about a .500 team.

 

Masochism, however, is spot on.

Edited June 10, 2017 by Darius

[Monkeypaws]

At the moment, Buck is hitting .202

 

Slow and steady Mr. Buxton. Your D is already other worldly GoldGlove material.

[Cap'n Piranha]

I am

 

At least until I understand what business you are in.

I'm an identity thief, and my next mark is one Derek Falvey.

 

In all seriousness, a 27 year old with a .400 OBP and an .850 OPS feels like a nice piece to go in front of your franchise slugger, no?

[jud6312]

Can you imagine how many triples a guy like Kepler would have with an alley like that? Wowza.

[Darius]

FSN has tired every possible Sano pun (if you can call it that) imagineable. Sano-doubt about this or that, let it Sano, etc.

 

FSN has a team of a dozen writers (or maybe just one Blyleven hammered on Coors Light) up until the wee hours of every morning that have exhausted all options. Myself, I'll just stick with Sano...shortening (the purpose of nicknames) is unnecessary.

Edited June 10, 2017 by Darius

[Riverbrian]

After Slater and Moore... We better get Span